Yourself- as just said walking around with an empty folder. Good for burning calories too!
Firearm- underneath the OC's corrimec
Body- dress it in an old nbc suit and use it for bayonet fighting practice. Make sure that the other dummies have pig guts or similar. Order a tom to dispose of the used dummies.
1. Yourself - inside my head, with my eyes closed.
2. A firearm - In a bath of cold water - puts it out in no time, and eases the pain.
3. An inconvenient body - Vote them out of power, or coup d'etat.
Best place to hide:
1. Yourself - I like to lie low in various German brothels
2. A firearm - In my pants pressed against my wedding tackle. My wife will never find it.
3. An inconvenient body. - She's at her mums this week, pity she left the kids here.
I don't use firearms so all the sharp objects are blunted down and left on display - they'll never get a blade match should they find the body.
inconvenient body? Pig farms are always a good place as the little porkers will scoff the whole thing, allegedly, so I read in a book somewhere... alternatively now we have pay as you starve, wait till the last weekend before pay day and deposit the body (with some chilli sauce) in the singlies block. the ones round here will have it finished off in no time.