Hiding places...

Ever hidden anything? Best place to hide:
1. Yourself
2. A firearm
3. An inconvenient body.
Stash the firearm IN the body.
Let's see them find fingerprints and DNA after stomach acid's been at it.
the same place as where all my quarter faults have been filed with Modern Housing Solutions
1. Myself: In the Army - lots of us, see, all looking alike.
2. A firearm: The Arms Cote - see 1.
3. An inconvenient body - some odd-job-man's gaff in Margate.
Ever hidden anything? Best place to hide:
1. Yourself - walking around with an emnpty folder
2. A firearm - Armoury
3. An inconvenient body - Portugal
Yourself- as just said walking around with an empty folder. Good for burning calories too!
Firearm- underneath the OC's corrimec
Body- dress it in an old nbc suit and use it for bayonet fighting practice. Make sure that the other dummies have pig guts or similar. Order a tom to dispose of the used dummies.


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Ever hidden anything? Best place to hide:

1. Yourself - inside my head, with my eyes closed.
2. A firearm - In a bath of cold water - puts it out in no time, and eases the pain.
3. An inconvenient body - Vote them out of power, or coup d'etat.
Best place to hide:

1. Yourself - head in sand seems to do the trick
2. A firearm - See below
3. An inconvenient body - Loose baggy clothes, velour works well :roll:
I am interested to see the results of this thread for a few pointers on how to dispose of the awful wide mouthed frog that used to live here............havent seen much of her recently, have you ;-)
Best place to hide:
1. Yourself - I like to lie low in various German brothels
2. A firearm - In my pants pressed against my wedding tackle. My wife will never find it.
3. An inconvenient body. - She's at her mums this week, pity she left the kids here.
The NAAFI at Winterbourne Barracks, Munster, is a good hiding place.

I got a hell of a hiding there once.
I'm hiding in a world of my own.

I don't use firearms so all the sharp objects are blunted down and left on display - they'll never get a blade match should they find the body.

inconvenient body? Pig farms are always a good place as the little porkers will scoff the whole thing, allegedly, so I read in a book somewhere... alternatively now we have pay as you starve, wait till the last weekend before pay day and deposit the body (with some chilli sauce) in the singlies block. the ones round here will have it finished off in no time.
Flagrantviolator said:
Ever hidden anything? Best place to hide:
1. Yourself
2. A firearm
3. An inconvenient body.
The best hiding place ever, especially if you're smuggling back loads of fags and other such trinketts from an OP tour is .... Hey wait a minute .... How do i know you ain't RMP?
Best place to hide -

Yourself - well here of course. All 30,000 members have no idea where I am.
A firearm - why hide it? Might come in handy so I will keep it in my desk drawer. Just in case

A body - Strong Wire mesh, concrete blocks, chains and a deepish body of water = not inconvenient anymore.

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