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  1. Just thought i would say Hi because i'm new to the forum, hope this is in the right place. :jocolor:
     
  2. hi, I'll ask all of the questions first so everyone else can save their time.

    Are you a bird?
    Are you fit?
    Can we have a picture?
    Do you take it up the khyber?
    Please can we have a picture?
     
  3. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    Hi nutty....we spoke last night, but i ll repeat, welcome Mx
     
  4. Arby, Im male, Hung like a baby, don't push back and i look like shrek! Brutally honest and to the point. And yeah, Hi Mwl!!
     
  5. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    but Shrek's cute in his own way! :p
     
  6. Well if you say so. I think i look like a spat out wine gum personally
     
  7. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    oooooooooooh dont talk wine, had more than enough last night, tho mine admittedly didnt have fag-ash in it!!!!
     
  8. So you dont have a photo?
     

  9. But you would have drunk it anyways if it had and claimed it was nothing more than "extra fibre"
     
  10. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    Hummph

    :x
     
  11. Arby, as soon as i can figure out how to upload one i will get it done!
     
  12. You know im only kidding Mwl, good wine is a shame to waste, as is cheap wine, or anything alcoholic to be honest
     
  13. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    DONT NUTTY!!!!!

    well ok, but PM it to me instead :D