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  1. Just thought i would say Hi because i'm new to the forum, hope this is in the right place. :jocolor:
  2. hi, I'll ask all of the questions first so everyone else can save their time.

    Are you a bird?
    Are you fit?
    Can we have a picture?
    Do you take it up the khyber?
    Please can we have a picture?
  3. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    Hi nutty....we spoke last night, but i ll repeat, welcome Mx
  4. Arby, Im male, Hung like a baby, don't push back and i look like shrek! Brutally honest and to the point. And yeah, Hi Mwl!!
  5. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    but Shrek's cute in his own way! :p
  6. Well if you say so. I think i look like a spat out wine gum personally
  7. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    oooooooooooh dont talk wine, had more than enough last night, tho mine admittedly didnt have fag-ash in it!!!!
  8. So you dont have a photo?

  9. But you would have drunk it anyways if it had and claimed it was nothing more than "extra fibre"
  10. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)


  11. Arby, as soon as i can figure out how to upload one i will get it done!
  12. You know im only kidding Mwl, good wine is a shame to waste, as is cheap wine, or anything alcoholic to be honest
  13. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    DONT NUTTY!!!!!

    well ok, but PM it to me instead :D