Hi you lot,

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Squat, Apr 29, 2007.

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  1. I suppose it's good manners for nigs to get the beers in so pints all round fellas.

    Just tripped over the site so thought it would be a good idea to join. I'm not easily offended so do your best!

  2. Just bend over and we'll all do you up the arrse.
  3. If you are not a journo, welcome to ARRSE Squat and mine is a whisky please.

    And some of us guys are girlies....
  4. She takes it up the hoop as well.
  5. But SL doesn't look like one.... ;)
  6. Nope he looks like a man in drag.
  7. I thought I read in the sticky that matelots had their own site now or were you 17 port regt?

    and no, not a journo, not anything really.
  8. Watch it matelot, just cause you are more of a girlie than I am....
  9. That wouldn't be difficult now, would it?? :D
  10. Ouch saucer of milk for the matelot....
  12. Which makes it perfect for you no1. Now shut it and resume the bj.
    As for Matelot being more of a girl, it's not hard, if he shaves he beats you on the tache, and he doesn't have hair on his forehead.

    Squat, welcome to arrse.
  13. Welcome!

    Look what you've done :D
  14. So, it's not a username, you really are squat???
  15. Yeah, welcome and mines a whisky too - a bottle tho.

    BT. :D