Hi - Newbie here

Discussion in 'ARRSE Social, Events & Networking' started by Gobby, Jun 3, 2008.

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  1. Hi everyone,

    I'm new here; though I've been browsing ARRSE for a while now - this place is awesome!!

  2. they're going to hurt you.
  3. they come out when its dark!!!

    this has got to be a wha! who is bored?? admit it
  4. What's a wha?
  5. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Welcome, welcome . . . welcome to the friendly world of ARRSE.

    So, tell me, asl?
  6. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Are you male or female? If male, are you smooth and slightly chubby? If female, it doesn't matter what description, you are welcome.
  7. No it's not. It's full of civvies. Civvies can't fuck, fight or sup.
  8. I'm female
  9. :roll:
  10. meat.

    i mean..nice to meat you.

    NO what i meant was nice to MEET you.
  11. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Excellent. Welcome, I will look after you.
  12. are you as smokin' hot as sarah michelle gellar, my avatar?

    if so, never EVER let on to these guys, theyre like a battalion of five dicked dogs.
  13. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    hmmmmmmm - tell me you're under [insert ludicrous and totally illegal age here]! Just for OFAH's benefit of course. :)
  14. It’s a pre requisite for females to post an undraped full length photo, look forward to seeing yours.
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