Hi - Newbie here

#1
Hi everyone,

I'm new here; though I've been browsing ARRSE for a while now - this place is awesome!!

Gobby
 

Biped

LE
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#5
Welcome, welcome . . . welcome to the friendly world of ARRSE.

So, tell me, asl?
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
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Reviews Editor
#6
Are you male or female? If male, are you smooth and slightly chubby? If female, it doesn't matter what description, you are welcome.
 
#7
Gobby said:
Hi everyone,

I'm new here; though I've been browsing ARRSE for a while now - this place is awesome!!

Gobby
No it's not. It's full of civvies. Civvies can't fuck, fight or sup.
 
#8
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Are you male or female? If male, are you smooth and slightly chubby? If female, it doesn't matter what description, you are welcome.
I'm female
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
Book Reviewer
Reviews Editor
#11
Gobby said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Are you male or female? If male, are you smooth and slightly chubby? If female, it doesn't matter what description, you are welcome.
I'm female
Excellent. Welcome, I will look after you.
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#13
Gobby said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Are you male or female? If male, are you smooth and slightly chubby? If female, it doesn't matter what description, you are welcome.
I'm female
hmmmmmmm - tell me you're under [insert ludicrous and totally illegal age here]! Just for OFAH's benefit of course. :)
 
#15
Bikini_Black said:
are you as smokin' hot as sarah michelle gellar, my avatar?

if so, never EVER let on to these guys, theyre like a battalion of five dicked dogs.
No comment
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
Book Reviewer
Reviews Editor
#16
Gobby said:
Bikini_Black said:
are you as smokin' hot as sarah michelle gellar, my avatar?

if so, never EVER let on to these guys, theyre like a battalion of five dicked dogs.
No comment
Ignore them. Do not ever post a photo, just pm it to me instead and that will preserve your modesty, security and peace of mind. Or I can take the photo for you. You would be safe with me.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#17
How about posting a naked picture of yourself so we can reach a verdict.

I have this strange feeling of deja vue.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#18
Bloody computer double posting!!
 
#19
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Gobby said:
Bikini_Black said:
are you as smokin' hot as sarah michelle gellar, my avatar?

if so, never EVER let on to these guys, theyre like a battalion of five dicked dogs.
No comment
Ignore them. Do not ever post a photo, just pm it to me instead and that will preserve your modesty, security and peace of mind. Or I can take the photo for you. You would be safe with me.
Safe as in Kaa and monkeys?
 
#20
Gobby said:
Bikini_Black said:
are you as smokin' hot as sarah michelle gellar, my avatar?

if so, never EVER let on to these guys, theyre like a battalion of five dicked dogs.
No comment
so you're a munter? great, I'll do stuff to you, I have almost no standards. If you're a bit of a porker that would help.
 

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