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Discussion in 'ARRSE Social, Events & Networking' started by mrsimmers, May 18, 2012.

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  1. Just to say hello and a little of my miltary history.

    Found this site when researching the old HMS Mercury site. Found navy net and the the link to ARRSE.

    Have served in both as follows.

    ROYAL NAVY RO1(T) D176*****

    Raleigh May 1979

    Mercury June 79 - Dec 79

    HMS Norfolk Jan 80- May 82 (final trip down to Chile)

    Commcen Whitehall June 82- Dec 82

    Left from HMS Nelson Jan 83

    ARMY Rifleman/SGT 2470****

    Royal Green Jackets Peninsula barracks Apr 84 - Sept 84

    Queens/PWRR Regiment June 86 - June 95 (Sgt in MILAN PLT)
  2. Welcome to ARRSE mate. It's a bit of an acquired taste but it's lot's of fun if you get used to it.
  3. You'll get on well if you don't post the same thread all over ARRSE :)
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  4. Oh dear god! I hope you've a thick skin after posting that lot!
  5. Water off a ducks back my freind.
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  6. Wasn't sure where to put it (await pun), so i stuck in two places.
  7. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    You'll get on well with Jarrod!
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  8. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    Roll her in talcum powder and look for the damp spot.
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  9. I think he is talking about the golden rivet that those navy types like.
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  10. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Hi mrsimmers and welcome to your ARRSE experience. Ignore them. They are only trying to wind you up. Like this git...

    Oh yeah? Jarrod the ******* puff? Jarrod who feels it is all right for a man to slop horrible creamy gloop onto a perfectly good steak? THAT jarrod?

    Nobody in their right mind would breeze along with a man who pours soup onto a steak then tries to keep a straight face in the face of real men. Whilst I admire jarrods ability with the spanners and the restoration of archaic military vehicles and yes, his taste in clothes, when it comes to cooking a steak he is a right ******* puff.

    That said mrsimmers, there are some truly fascinating bits of the ARRSE. Enjoy.
  11. welcome aboard mrsimmers

    enjoy it

    and although im loathe to say it i agree with the duke, pouring shite over a steak should be a crime
  12. Finally the proof that was needed, a RN RO IS the Equivalent of a regular Army SNCO:p

    Don't tell them what the (T) stands for!
  13. I'm not sure you can cook soup, don't you northerners have broths?
    I can cook Chinese food if you'd prefer the expensive and precious meat to spin out a bit further.
    The Chinese use very cheap cuts of beef - notice the grain? They soak it in a paste made from bicarbonate of soda, leave it overnight and wash it off.
    I suppose cream is a luxury up there, I'll fetch some up for you to look at. Is that alreet pet?
  14. There are easier ways to collect capbadges!!!
  15. Soup on a steak?! Thats almost as bad as boiled eggs at a BBQ!