Hi Mentalist

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  1. Hi Mentalist,
    (View Profile: Mentalist - Army Rumour Service)

    Welcome back! You are the walt Craig Colclough (Craig Alexander/Dr Jens (John) Christiansen, Ursus.Maritimus etc etc) and I claim my £5.

    Previously seen here:
    Craig Colclough - ARRSEpedia
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/intelligence-cell/130849-walt-tv-fake-britain.html#post3118428
    or here, apparently apologising, although not really:
    Apology - Craig Alexander, 20/02/1970

    Worn any fake medals recently? The walt who can’t help himself, aren’t you. I *really* don’t think people in Army will want to be your bezzer after all the naughty things you have done come out, which they will always do.
    Cursory glance at your posts pings you every time. Why do you even bother?

    Sucking up to Mods and COs:
    The “I’m a lonely hardworker” sympathy card:
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/136956-so-what-you-dining-off-tonight-post3304395.html#post3304395

    The attempt to try and do something that on the face of it is selfless, in the hope people will forget about all the bad things you’ve done, particularly to people in the military...
    ... that because of the restraining order against you that bans you from knowingly approaching members of the Armed Forces you can say was either tangential or an example of ‘active fund raising for a Forces charity’, as it suits you. I think I preferred your canoe trip to the moon/Arctic.
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/charities-welfare/136861-london-10km-combat-stress.html#post3309453

    The eventual need to push the fact that you were born in Scotland:
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/136945-easy-life-scotland.html#post3304309

    Walting + CV inflation:
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/int-corps/136884-jollies-russia.html#post3302254
    Int Corps? Crikey, only in your imagination.

    How about a signature medical diagnosis? Don’t you know it’s wrong to pretend to have medical knowledge that you don't possess? You should do, after all you were convicted for it not 10 months ago.
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/arrse-hole/136744-somethings-not-right.html

    Go to Sandhurst did you? Did you fuck. According to your own father you were kicked out of the RAF at 17 for being a thief. Bit of an insult to those who did actually go, don’t you think?
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/joining-up-regular/136656-college-uni-straight-into-military.html#post3297437
    And it's not like you went to university either, although I suppose 3 months in night school is a start, but not enough to become a lecturer at an American university in Prague, which is why they kicked you out.

    Don’t like the Daily Mail? http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/136741-daily-mail.html#post3297667
    But of course you don’t . You made page 5 (inc pics) when you were sent down. Here for anyone who missed it: Victim of the lying Major: TA girl fell for serial fantasist who said he'd been an Army medic, a fighter pilot and a psychiatrist | Mail Online

    Craig, you cannot help but out yourself everywhere you go. Change your name, find a new way to dupe people into liking you and thinking well of you, it’ll never last very long. I may have been a stupid dolly for marrying you, but isn't it time to hang up your straight jacket and call it a night on the fantasist thing?

    You’re a disgrace, and everything you’ve done is an insult to people serving, or who have served. Kindly do the decent thing and bugger off, eh?

    Yours &c
    Orangesquash
     
  2. Good spot Orangesquash! That is some impressive work!

    It's unfortunate to hear he's back on here again .... since being outed and excluded in March this year.

    This should be a warning, aimed specifically at persons of the female persuasion on here, to be very careful of this man!

    Craig, it's time you found another playground .... you're not welcome here.
     
  3. A Woman’s Antenna. Unbeatable.

    If mentalist is the lying toe-rag uber walt knob that you suspect he is, well spotted orangesquash.

    Note to mentalist. Defend yourself man.
    Or are you Craig Colclough? or Craig Alexander? or Dr Jens (John) Christiansen? or Ursus.Maritimus?
     
  4. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Craig, just a small note to add:

    A few of us are currently looking at whether you have violated the terms of your Court Order by turning up to the London 10k on Sunday.

    You were spotted by at least three separate people wearing a Combat Stress T Shirt.

    The Charity have been warned about you and were given all your current aliases yesterday.

    I'll forward the latest collection as they appear, and to all other COBSEO members.

    Why not do the decent thing and take a long swim on the Polar icecap? Always assuming that you have the balls to go there that is!
     
  5. Nice catch orange!! What a tosser!!!
     
  6. When did the attraction fade and you realised he was a hideously ugly ****, was it when you learned he wasn't a doctor or when you learned he wasn't an officer?
     
  7. People bang about airsofters and reenactors being walts but if people like this that do the harm. good spot Orangesqush
     
  8. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    I forgot to mention that details of the loveable Craig can be viewed on BBC1 next Monday 19/11/10 @ 19:30 in Fake Britain.
     
  9. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

    Fair play on the username though. Descriptive.
     
  10. Shame about the bunny he used to have.
     
  11. Or was it when his quim plating technique fell way short of the required standard?
     
  12. Be fair now. The cnut has issues /snigger
     

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  13. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Utter lying bastard. He has never legally served in the Army, let alone go on Ops.
    The tosser wouldn't have the balls.

    I see that he has failed to mention his Prague connection, and his faked death....

    ...again.

    That email is pretty much proof that he is breaking his Court Order.

    The fact the the ******** is using the names of actual service personnel in his bleating makes it
    even more sickening.
     
  14. Gremlin

    I have a tip for you all: can you please read what it says on HIS T-SHIRT for the London 10k(back)?...one single word that just defines him.
     
  15. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    I'd love to be able to tell you, except that luckily I didn't see him.

    I'm going to sift through the 400 odd photographs that I have on the off chance though.