Hi Mentalist

Hi Mentalist,
(View Profile: Mentalist - Army Rumour Service)

Welcome back! You are the walt Craig Colclough (Craig Alexander/Dr Jens (John) Christiansen, Ursus.Maritimus etc etc) and I claim my £5.

Previously seen here:
Craig Colclough - ARRSEpedia
or here, apparently apologising, although not really:
Apology - Craig Alexander, 20/02/1970

Worn any fake medals recently? The walt who can’t help himself, aren’t you. I *really* don’t think people in Army will want to be your bezzer after all the naughty things you have done come out, which they will always do.
Cursory glance at your posts pings you every time. Why do you even bother?

Sucking up to Mods and COs:
GCO - since leaving green I've been involved on the periphery (excellent word) of IT and (from a laymans point of view) the change looks amazing.

Thanks for all the good work.
The “I’m a lonely hardworker” sympathy card:
I'm having a Tesco lasagne.
In my office.
It's all fun-and-games here.

The attempt to try and do something that on the face of it is selfless, in the hope people will forget about all the bad things you’ve done, particularly to people in the military...
Re: London 10km for Combat Stress
Is it too late to enter?
... that because of the restraining order against you that bans you from knowingly approaching members of the Armed Forces you can say was either tangential or an example of ‘active fund raising for a Forces charity’, as it suits you. I think I preferred your canoe trip to the moon/Arctic.

The eventual need to push the fact that you were born in Scotland:

Walting + CV inflation:
My Mrs and I went to Moscow and then on the Trans-Siberian Express, arriving in Vladivostok. She's RN, I (at the time) was Army.

Int Corps were interested pre- and post- but the conversation was informal. I'm sure that the Sy guys are more than capable of making it unpleasant if they smell a rat but the advice that we got (separately) from our colleagues was:

- keep yours heads down
- don't do anything to attract attention to yourself
- have a good holiday, and bring us back a bottle of Vodka
Int Corps? Crikey, only in your imagination.

How about a signature medical diagnosis? Don’t you know it’s wrong to pretend to have medical knowledge that you don't possess? You should do, after all you were convicted for it not 10 months ago.
Re: Somethings not right.
You might also find that you're losing electrolytes.

Are you feeling dehydrated?

Go to Sandhurst did you? Did you fuck. According to your own father you were kicked out of the RAF at 17 for being a thief. Bit of an insult to those who did actually go, don’t you think?
I did it the other way around: I joined on the back of A-levels, went through Sandhurst, loved it but wished to goodness I'd got a degree first. When I left I went off to get my degree but even now - more than a few years since - I'm still lagging behind my peer group.

Get your degree first. You'll have an opportunity to get involved in UOTC at the university and that might give you either:

(a) an unquenchable thirst for being in green, or
(b) a deep and meaningful dislike of green

Either way, you'll know.
And it's not like you went to university either, although I suppose 3 months in night school is a start, but not enough to become a lecturer at an American university in Prague, which is why they kicked you out.

Don’t like the Daily Mail? http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/136741-daily-mail.html#post3297667
But of course you don’t . You made page 5 (inc pics) when you were sent down. Here for anyone who missed it: Victim of the lying Major: TA girl fell for serial fantasist who said he'd been an Army medic, a fighter pilot and a psychiatrist | Mail Online

Craig, you cannot help but out yourself everywhere you go. Change your name, find a new way to dupe people into liking you and thinking well of you, it’ll never last very long. I may have been a stupid dolly for marrying you, but isn't it time to hang up your straight jacket and call it a night on the fantasist thing?

You’re a disgrace, and everything you’ve done is an insult to people serving, or who have served. Kindly do the decent thing and bugger off, eh?

Yours &c
Good spot Orangesquash! That is some impressive work!

It's unfortunate to hear he's back on here again .... since being outed and excluded in March this year.

This should be a warning, aimed specifically at persons of the female persuasion on here, to be very careful of this man!

Craig, it's time you found another playground .... you're not welcome here.
A Woman’s Antenna. Unbeatable.

If mentalist is the lying toe-rag uber walt knob that you suspect he is, well spotted orangesquash.

Note to mentalist. Defend yourself man.
Or are you Craig Colclough? or Craig Alexander? or Dr Jens (John) Christiansen? or Ursus.Maritimus?
Craig, just a small note to add:

A few of us are currently looking at whether you have violated the terms of your Court Order by turning up to the London 10k on Sunday.

You were spotted by at least three separate people wearing a Combat Stress T Shirt.

The Charity have been warned about you and were given all your current aliases yesterday.

I'll forward the latest collection as they appear, and to all other COBSEO members.

Why not do the decent thing and take a long swim on the Polar icecap? Always assuming that you have the balls to go there that is!
When did the attraction fade and you realised he was a hideously ugly ****, was it when you learned he wasn't a doctor or when you learned he wasn't an officer?
Be fair now. The cnut has issues /snigger
Utter lying bastard. He has never legally served in the Army, let alone go on Ops.
The tosser wouldn't have the balls.

I see that he has failed to mention his Prague connection, and his faked death....


That email is pretty much proof that he is breaking his Court Order.

The fact the the ******** is using the names of actual service personnel in his bleating makes it
even more sickening.

I have a tip for you all: can you please read what it says on HIS T-SHIRT for the London 10k(back)?...one single word that just defines him.
I'd love to be able to tell you, except that luckily I didn't see him.

I'm going to sift through the 400 odd photographs that I have on the off chance though.
I left him a message on that t-shirt. Let's see if he has the guts to do the running in public with that message on it...

The suprise factor is this: he is NOT AWARE of what it's written on the t-shirt. I had a really good black marker...love it!
I want to see his expression when he notice it!
Maybe somebody is kind enough to call him the name on the t-shirt!

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