Hi I'm a newbie

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by UKWATKINS, Feb 20, 2012.

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  1. Hi lads, as the title suggest's I'm a new member to this forum and just want to say hi and good luck to everyone :nod:
  2. Why, thank you. That'll keep me going for the rest of the night.
  3. Soggy4978

    Soggy4978 Old-Salt Book Reviewer

    Fire for effect. Out.
  4. To be honest it is so much better, less formal if you say your hellos in the NAAFI.

    Male or female?
  5. Hi mate, good luck too. I really appreciate the offer of good luck, but what was the original question?
  6. Was that an attempt at sarcasm? I mean just dont read it if you don't want to, dont get all cocky over the internet, BUD.
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  7. This is going to end in tears.........
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  8. I am not going to fuck with him, he can do 10 pull ups.
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  9. Why do you assume I wasn't genuine? My up-side-down-frown has turned back around! Sad face.

    Maybe I will quaff this packet of Ibuprofen after all.
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  10. By 'tears' do you mean those small droplets of fluid from the lachrymal glands, or that tissue damage around the sphincter?
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  11. Oi Oi. 2 posts in and you're making yourself look like a cock. Good start.

    Oh, and good luck when you venture into the NAAFI.
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  12. Hi UKWATKINS, Do you want to be gay with me ?
  13. Does anyone else remember the scene from Trainspotting where the over friendly American tourist walks in to a shithole spit and sawdust?
    PrinceAlbert (Begbie) will be along any minute!