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Hey! Thats Not Our Daughter Weve Been Sponge-Bathing!

#3
Sounds like a hospital administrator's position just became available. Wonder if the comatose patient has been having bizarre dreams of being manhandled and fondled by a group of unknown, sea-sponge wielding orgiasts? And what of the dead girl? I would presume that some family buried her weeks ago, no? What exactly is the proper etiquette in such a situation?

"Look, sorry mate, but we buried your daughter by mistake. Now, we've laid out several thousand dollars for the embalming, the plot, the headstone, which you'll have to get re-done, but come on, we've a sick comatose girl in hospital to take care of and every penny counts!"

Sad and unfortunate all round, but several good jokes to be had nonetheless.
 
#5
wotan said:
Sounds like a hospital administrator's position just became available. Wonder if the comatose patient has been having bizarre dreams of being manhandled and fondled by a group of unknown, sea-sponge wielding orgiasts? And what of the dead girl? I would presume that some family buried her weeks ago, no? What exactly is the proper etiquette in such a situation?

"Look, sorry mate, but we buried your daughter by mistake. Now, we've laid out several thousand dollars for the embalming, the plot, the headstone, which you'll have to get re-done, but come on, we've a sick comatose girl in hospital to take care of and every penny counts!"

Sad and unfortunate all round, but several good jokes to be had nonetheless.
"Listen Mate! Cough up for the funeral, or up she comes!"
 

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