Hey Fatso, stay at home

Can you actually catch the fat?
 
Whilst I fully support and endorse your bitter hatred of fat cunts, that Slimming World is going on lockdown will pass wholly unoticed by these ugly lumps of protein strings.

Now, if it was Lidl's . . .
 
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It’s pointless, they’ll only meet up around the cake aisle in the local supermarket.
 
Our local Erectile Dysfunction Support Group have announced that they are still meeting, but if you can't come there are telephone appointments available.
 
I’m sure severe obesity would make you a vulnerable person, can’t they be arrested for venturing outside yet?
 

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Our local Erectile Dysfunction Support Group have announced that they are still meeting, but if you can't come there are telephone appointments available.
They also have a website and online forum. However if you cannot get it up you need to phone a nurse who will give you a hand - or at least tell you about it as you help yourself.

Chubby chasers seem to manage to
Such an odd term. The real ladies that they seek are unlikely to run fast, so not really chasing is it?
 
Our local Erectile Dysfunction Support Group have announced that they are still meeting, but if you can't come Pornhub is available, and there are telephone appointments available.
FOC
 
Chippy in Stanley, County Durham knows only one way to cook..
Fry it.
...mars, bounty, twix bars, you name they will fry it, no wonder so many fat dole dodgers eating their!
To be fair it is a chippy.

It's not like they'll have anything other than a deep fat frier & a microwave to ruin heat pies in.
 
To be fair it is a chippy.

It's not like they'll have anything other than a deep fat frier & a microwave to ruin heat pies in.
Why would you microwave pies when you have a deep fat fryer? Weirdo.
 
They also have a website and online forum. However if you cannot get it up you need to phone a nurse who will give you a hand - or at least tell you about it as you help yourself.



Such an odd term. The real ladies that they seek are unlikely to run fast, so not really chasing is it?
Civil war is an odd term but it still gets used, how many civil wars do you know that are really civil?
 

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