hey all - newbie here (didnt know where to put this!!)

#2
Would you like to have dirty sex with a stranger?
 
#3

Legs

ADC
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#4
It's all going to get very, very messy...

Hi hun. Whatever you do, don't take offence at what is put in this tread. You are in the NAAFI Bar, and anything goes... Armour plated knickers and tin lid might be advisory!

Welcome though.
 
#7
hello sexy lady, send me a picture of your minge (with your fist in it) and i wont agai67 dannyboy!!

welcome to the naafi bar.
 
#8
welcome newbie :D
fresh meat to taunt

And standby for Incoming....................................................
 
#9
get your rat out for the lads you dirty cockslut!! come on you obviously like a bit of squaddy, do rear party take turns on you when danny boys away?
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
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Reviews Editor
#10
Listen, my dear. Don't take any notice at all of the nasty men! They will just try to scare you.
Confide in me, after all, I am very old and harmless. Just let me know where you are, when you are alone and unplug the 'phone. I will keep you company, and make sure you are safe.
 
#11
Chimpy, is that you?
 
#13
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Listen, my dear. Don't take any notice at all of the nasty men! They will just try to scare you.
Confide in me, after all, I am very old and harmless. Just let me know where you are, when you are alone and unplug the 'phone. I will keep you company, and make sure you are safe.
Run girl!!!!!We have all been here.

He charmed us all :wink:
 
#14
after you have the baby, can you send me the placenta and any other afterbirth, (will make a nice stew for the mother in law) haha
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
Book Reviewer
Reviews Editor
#15
taboo said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Listen, my dear. Don't take any notice at all of the nasty men! They will just try to scare you.
Confide in me, after all, I am very old and harmless. Just let me know where you are, when you are alone and unplug the 'phone. I will keep you company, and make sure you are safe.
Run girl!!!!!We have all been here.

He charmed us all :wink:
That's very sweet of you to say so. And flattering. Glad the passionate hours didn't hurt you too much and you are able to walk again. :wink:
 
#16
I've just chewed through my restraints and the world is mine.......Come to me and help a man going through a mid life crisis :twisted:

Dress optional.......as long as it's leather :evil:


Welcome to the NAAFI


fastmedic
 
#17
old_fat_and_hairy said:
taboo said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Listen, my dear. Don't take any notice at all of the nasty men! They will just try to scare you.
Confide in me, after all, I am very old and harmless. Just let me know where you are, when you are alone and unplug the 'phone. I will keep you company, and make sure you are safe.
Run girl!!!!!We have all been here.

He charmed us all :wink:
That's very sweet of you to say so. And flattering. Glad the passionate hours didn't hurt you too much and you are able to walk again. :wink:
But it took me a week! :oops:
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
Book Reviewer
Reviews Editor
#18
taboo said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
taboo said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Listen, my dear. Don't take any notice at all of the nasty men! They will just try to scare you.
Confide in me, after all, I am very old and harmless. Just let me know where you are, when you are alone and unplug the 'phone. I will keep you company, and make sure you are safe.
Run girl!!!!!We have all been here.

He charmed us all :wink:
That's very sweet of you to say so. And flattering. Glad the passionate hours didn't hurt you too much and you are able to walk again. :wink:
But it took me a week! :oops:
I will use more KY next time. :twisted:
 
#19
old_fat_and_hairy said:
taboo said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
taboo said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Listen, my dear. Don't take any notice at all of the nasty men! They will just try to scare you.
Confide in me, after all, I am very old and harmless. Just let me know where you are, when you are alone and unplug the 'phone. I will keep you company, and make sure you are safe.
Run girl!!!!!We have all been here.

He charmed us all :wink:
That's very sweet of you to say so. And flattering. Glad the passionate hours didn't hurt you too much and you are able to walk again. :wink:
But it took me a week! :oops:
I will use more KY next time. :twisted:
8O But taboo you told me that you hurt your self skateboarding with your school friends. Is the nasty teacher slapping your bum again 8O
 
#20
DesktopCommando said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
taboo said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
taboo said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Listen, my dear. Don't take any notice at all of the nasty men! They will just try to scare you.
Confide in me, after all, I am very old and harmless. Just let me know where you are, when you are alone and unplug the 'phone. I will keep you company, and make sure you are safe.
Run girl!!!!!We have all been here.

He charmed us all :wink:
That's very sweet of you to say so. And flattering. Glad the passionate hours didn't hurt you too much and you are able to walk again. :wink:
But it took me a week! :oops:
I will use more KY next time. :twisted:
8O But taboo you told me that you hurt your self skateboarding with your school friends. Is the nasty teacher slapping your bum again 8O
Yes You,Oops yes he did!!!Hard as well. :( :wink:
 

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