hey all - newbie here (didnt know where to put this!!)

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by army_fiance, Jun 6, 2007.

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  1. moved to SO :D

    hooped. mk
  2. Would you like to have dirty sex with a stranger?
  3. It's all going to get very, very messy...

    Hi hun. Whatever you do, don't take offence at what is put in this tread. You are in the NAAFI Bar, and anything goes... Armour plated knickers and tin lid might be advisory!

    Welcome though.
  4. oh dear, you poor lass!!

    where's Prae?? he's usually all over things like this :D
  5. Or 2 8)

    Does your "Fiance" know you are trawling a squaddie website :roll:

  6. hello sexy lady, send me a picture of your minge (with your fist in it) and i wont agai67 dannyboy!!

    welcome to the naafi bar.
  7. welcome newbie :D
    fresh meat to taunt

    And standby for Incoming....................................................
  8. get your rat out for the lads you dirty cockslut!! come on you obviously like a bit of squaddy, do rear party take turns on you when danny boys away?
  9. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Listen, my dear. Don't take any notice at all of the nasty men! They will just try to scare you.
    Confide in me, after all, I am very old and harmless. Just let me know where you are, when you are alone and unplug the 'phone. I will keep you company, and make sure you are safe.
  10. Chimpy, is that you?
  11. Don't listen to him - he always lies! :wink:

    I'll look after you. I even have my own handcuffs and tarpaulin ....
  12. Run girl!!!!!We have all been here.

    He charmed us all :wink:
  13. after you have the baby, can you send me the placenta and any other afterbirth, (will make a nice stew for the mother in law) haha
  14. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    That's very sweet of you to say so. And flattering. Glad the passionate hours didn't hurt you too much and you are able to walk again. :wink: