He's not a Tory MP - he's a very naughty boy

"Research" is such a justifiable excuse
I now have 'brazzer' in my Google search history because I had to check it meant what I thought it did.

:roll:

Having now resigned, he explained that he had been viewing photos of tractors when he "accidentally" viewed p*rn. I'm not sure if that makes it all better or worse. To be fair, there are some nice looking tractors out there.
Notice he didn't say which tractors. Bet it was a Fendt with dual wheels and a massive drill on the back... the dirty beggar.

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chimera

LE
Moderator

And tomorrow's sermon will be around John Chap 8 Verse 7:​

'Let He Who Is Without Sin Cast the First Stone'​



:)
 
At the last election, did Parish beat off the opposition?
 

Truxx

LE
Having now resigned, he explained that he had been viewing photos of tractors when he "accidentally" viewed p*rn. I'm not sure if that makes it all better or worse. To be fair, there are some nice looking tractors out there.
Not if you are a Russian tank crew there aren't.
 
Who really cares what he does all MPs are either corrupt perverts and or thieving gits none are in it for the people of this country. Some may start out wanting to change things but as soon as they find out all the perks and scams they do a 180.
 
Is a man watching porn in work time any worse than a woman doing the same? It's not illegal as far as I know, women do their Facebook nonsense in work time.
 

Yokel

LE
Having now resigned, he explained that he had been viewing photos of tractors when he "accidentally" viewed p*rn. I'm not sure if that makes it all better or worse. To be fair, there are some nice looking tractors out there.

Mr Speaker I represent a largely rural constituency as do many other members. I was doing research into the working conditions of female agricultural workers. As such I was keen to search for information about women who work outdoors wearing boots. I was also interested interested in the many uses of rope. When I saw a link to a website with women whipping whilst wearing boots I thought that it would be informative. I offer my sincere apologies to the House for my naivety.
 

Fang_Farrier

LE
Kit Reviewer
Mr Speaker I represent a largely rural constituency as do many other members. I was doing research into the working conditions of female agricultural workers. As such I was keen to search for information about women who work outdoors wearing boots. I was also interested interested in the many uses of rope. When I saw a link to a website with women whipping whilst wearing boots I thought that it would be informative. I offer my sincere apologies to the House for my naivety.

On a similar vein
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sidsnotmk2

Old-Salt
I like how he “may have opened it by mistake”. Yes. Because you
Having now resigned, he explained that he had been viewing photos of tractors when he "accidentally" viewed p*rn. I'm not sure if that makes it all better or worse. To be fair, there are some nice looking tractors out there.
Ive seen some mature women with some cracking Massey Fergusons.
 

Yokel

LE
Mr Speaker - Like many members I take an interest in the history of my constituency, and traditional industries such as pottery. In rural areas the potters made large vessels for holding refreshments for farm workers, so when I saw a website about outdoor girls with big jugs I assumed that this was about the history of female farm workers offering sustenance to male farm workers. I apologise for my naive mistake.
 
Mr Speaker - Like many members I take an interest in the history of my constituency, and traditional industries such as pottery. In rural areas the potters made large vessels for holding refreshments for farm workers, so when I saw a website about outdoor girls with big jugs I assumed that this was about the history of female farm workers offering sustenance to male farm workers. I apologise for my naive mistake.
Norman Fry walt.
 

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