He's At It Again

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Gunny Highway, Nov 18, 2003.

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  1. Perhaps he should get another Chimp and leave kids alone. At least then if he dangles it over a balcony it can climb down OK.
  2. Superb - I can dust the cobwebs off this joke and start using it again

    What's the difference betwen Wacko Jacko and a Tescos carrier bag?

    One is made of plastic and is a danger around children and the other is a Tescos carrier bag !

    Boom Boom
  3. Q: How does Michael Jackson know when it's time for bed?

    A: When the big hand touches the little hand
  4. Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
    A: Two 5 year olds.

    this could go on all night..........
  5. Q. Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby over a balcony?
    A. Because he overheard his wife asking someone to drop the children off a few stories.

    Q. What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?
    A. They both ride three year olds.

    Q. What's the worst stain to try and remove from a little boy's underpants?
    A. Michael Jackson's makeup.

    Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
    A. He thought it was a delivery service.

    Send the law suit to the usual address
  6. Q: What's white, hairy, and goes up and down in a pram?

    A: Michael Jackson's ARRSE
  7. Somebody else has just started a thread on this site called 'Investing for Children' - is Michael Jackson a contributor to ARRSE?
  8. .............OK and a joke:

    Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.

    The doctor walks in and Michael asks:

    "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"

    The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."
  9. Can any of ARRSE's American users please tell me what 'negotiating his surrender' means? I'd have thought a warrant for his arrest means just that, no negotiation, no conditions, no nothing, just get yer butt to the nearest police station.
  10. All well and good, when do you expect the remainder of his decaying body parts to arrive?
  11. he is fcuked now :lol:
  12. Do you think if I was a multi-millionaire superstar I could be excused all my little perversions as well?

    P.S. Does anyone know how to rethread the hose nozzle on a slightly used gimp suit?