He's At It Again

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#2
Perhaps he should get another Chimp and leave kids alone. At least then if he dangles it over a balcony it can climb down OK.
 
#3
Superb - I can dust the cobwebs off this joke and start using it again

What's the difference betwen Wacko Jacko and a Tescos carrier bag?

One is made of plastic and is a danger around children and the other is a Tescos carrier bag !

Boom Boom
 
#6
Q. Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby over a balcony?
A. Because he overheard his wife asking someone to drop the children off a few stories.

Q. What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?
A. They both ride three year olds.

Q. What's the worst stain to try and remove from a little boy's underpants?
A. Michael Jackson's makeup.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.


Send the law suit to the usual address
 
#7
Q: What's white, hairy, and goes up and down in a pram?

A: Michael Jackson's ARRSE
 
#8
Somebody else has just started a thread on this site called 'Investing for Children' - is Michael Jackson a contributor to ARRSE?
 
#9
.............OK and a joke:

Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.

The doctor walks in and Michael asks:

"Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"

The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."
 
#10
Can any of ARRSE's American users please tell me what 'negotiating his surrender' means? I'd have thought a warrant for his arrest means just that, no negotiation, no conditions, no nothing, just get yer butt to the nearest police station.
 
#14
Do you think if I was a multi-millionaire superstar I could be excused all my little perversions as well?

P.S. Does anyone know how to rethread the hose nozzle on a slightly used gimp suit?
 
#19
FBI agents have raided Michael Jacksons home. They have found Class A
Drugs in his Kitchen, class B drugs in his front room....... and all of
class C in his bedroom.

:D
 
#20
hahahahahahahahahaha...........outstanding !!!!!!! Didn't take long for them to start. Nice one PP!!
 

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