Hert`s Police to unfit to catch a bird called Mary !!!!

Yarp.
 

seaweed

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It has run away to Kent, where it will be safe.
 
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uncle_ho

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The standard of the police fitness test will need to be upgraded somewhat if they expect officers to be able to run after and catch a six foot 40mph flightless bird.
 

ACAB

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One day, you cnuts, one day!
 

ACAB

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Rheas are potentially extremely dangerous and are capable, using their feet, of eviscerating a grown man.

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lert

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Wikipedia said:
Rheas are from South America only and are limited within the continent to Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, paraguay, Peru and Uruguay

Lucky it wasn't the Met or it'd be an ex-Rhea by now.
 

ACAB

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Sod ACPO, you can eat me any time, big boy!
 
Damned long legged South American birds coming over here.
Multiculturalism....Bah Humbug
 
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