Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by ARMY_MAD, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A Council Waste Recycling Technician (BINMAN) knocks on the door of a house

    There's no answer...so he knocks again LOUDER

    After a few minutes there's still no answer so he KNOCKS EVEN LOUDER

    He hears footsteps coming down the stairs, and the door is opened by a small Japanese man....

    "Herro" says the Japanese man....

    "werz yer bin?" said the binman,

    " Ah, I bin in the kitchen, makin breakfast" said the Japanese....

    "Nar, werz ya wheelie bin?" said the binman

    "OK, OK, I'm sorry" said the Japanese...."I was upstairs having a w*nk"
  2. I like!
  3. Fooking Brills