Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Sep 25, 2011.

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  1. In a response to the Heros thread...........

    1 Margaret Thatcher

    err thats about it.
  2. Delete the 'es' from the thread title and give the piss dribbling gorgon a massive dose of what's left.
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  3. North of the M25, you'll find a rather different mindset.
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  4. She ra?



  5. Are the anarchists still planning a mass party in Hyde Park upon her demise?
  6. They should declare that happy day a public holiday to celebrate.
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  7. In response to my post in the Heroes thread:

    Noah's wife - Her name might be Naamah, or Emzara, but who really gives a fuck. She had the sense to leave Noah alone whilst he was in his shed building a boat.
    Deborah - The only one of the Judges who was a woman, Deborah led the Israelites before Gideon, and is known as the 'Mother of Israel'. Her life story is told in the film 'Deborah does Damascus'.
    Miriam - Moses' big sister, and the real power behind the throne.
    Delilah - A snake with tits, but the epitome of the femme fatale.
    Rahab the Prostitute - Not much explanation needed really, though you might be vaguely interested to know that she was handled by Joshua.
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  8. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    I might have read somewhere that xena had her tits out on something else but cant for the life of me remember where I saw it.

    what about wonder woman? she was an inspiration to me - allways pick girls in little outfits with nice hair, big smile and very lump jumpers :)
  9. Hope so, we can square away a few gun groups to carry out an 'enema' on the nation.
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  10. Spartacus... and little more than just her bappage.
  11. Ma maw.

    Your maw.

    Their maw.

    Every other woman want's to be a man. I married one.
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  12. Surely not. If Lucy Lawless had got her bits out, I'm sure we would have heard about it before now.
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  13. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    Queen Elizabeth the First: speech to parliament November 30th, 1601.

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  14. Now that was a bitch-slapping par excellence
  15. Our politicos should read that and weep with shame, if they had any.