Heroes Honey Up for Grabs/Sale

Seems the Cheerleader from Heroes, Hayden the Hot Blonde, is all ' environmental ' and out to protect giant sea mammals...and ' we 'can help..

She's auctioning off a date with her to raise money to save dolphins and such..its all on E-bay..

You get to go with her on a boat tour/excursion to see the poor creatures in their natural habitat, have dinner with her..etc. etc... [ along with 5 other people, but you can always ditch them or poison their fugu or burgers to eliminate the ' competition ' ]

So.. Save The Whales, Save the World [ you know you want to ] and get up close and personal with those perky...um... maybe she'll wear the cheerleader outfit?
Does it say in the ebay auction that the winner gets to taste her through her panties before raping and skinning her?
If the deal includes taking Eva Longoria from behind in her restaurant kitchen..then I think I'm up for selling the car to raise the needed cash...
She's a bit of a fat lass...chubby chasers probably all over that Ebay by now. What happened to her chebs?
Ill go halfers on a bid if we get to spit-roast her...

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