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Hereyou go - get the wife out to work...



Yeah, but you haven't made any money from it on account of you having a face like a bag of smashed crabs.
Sent my missus out to do this to earn some extra cash a few years ago.
She came back with £47.25. I said which rotten sod gave you 25p?
She said "they all did".
On a similar vein... came home the other night to find my missus packing her bags.
She said she was f*cking off as she'd heard from a friend that she could earn £100 a time for sex down London way.

F*ck knows how she's gonna live on £200 a year.


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