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Heres one I made earlier.......Aussie burglar gets creative

#1
You come home from a night out, notice that a light is on and a window broken, you see movement in the bathroom. You go to investigate and find this guy:

A court in the northern city of Brisbane heard how 27 year old Jamie Lacey, high on drugs, broke into the house in September 2004, scattering pornographic magazines around the bathroom and making a sex toy from a bottle of detergent, a piece of wood and a rubber glove, the Brisbane Times reported
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070919/od_nm/australia_sex_dc;_ylt=AvREXd1SeM_rDglEUx1b0NoZ.3QA

What would your first reaction be?
 

ugly

LE
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#2
I'll let you know if he does it to me when he gets out of P wing!
 
#3
I must admit to a certain amount of curiosity as to what exactly he was doing.

What kind of sex toy had he made? And what was he doing with the vacuum cleaner?

The description leaves a lot to the imagination, I'm more than intrigued.
 
#4
Tartan_Terrier said:
I must admit to a certain amount of curiosity as to what exactly he was doing.

What kind of sex toy had he made? And what was he doing with the vacuum cleaner?

The description leaves a lot to the imagination, I'm more than intrigued.
I was wondering that too, just in case I'm missing out on the handshank of all time :D
 
#6
making a sex toy from a bottle of detergent, a piece of wood and a rubber glove
Before I could make any decision I'd have to ask how it's used and does it actually work. Then one could properly decide whether to beat the sh1t out of him before or after he finishes making it... :twisted:
 
#7
#8
Tartan_Terrier said:
Just found a better article on the incident.

http://news.brisbanetimes.com.au/brisbane-sex-aid-burglar-avoids-jail/20074619-zrj.html

Police attended Lacey's house just days after the incident was reported.

During the search police uncovered a black carry bag filled with condoms, gloves, creams and a tapered wooden stick.

Lacey told police it was his "masturbation bag", but denied any knowledge of the burglary....
Wank bag, brilliant. But why would he need a tapered wooden stick? :?
 

ugly

LE
Moderator
#9
In the true Aussie tradition of wakning machines for Padres!
 
#10
* bag, brilliant. But why would he need a tapered wooden stick? :?
Me thinks twas his "Suprise Sex" bag!
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
Book Reviewer
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#11
Blimey! And I thought you lot were sophisticated! Doesn't everyone have a tapered wooden stick? It's for * and then you * in the * before * over* and * when it is full, then you use it to * and * after you* then just flsuh it away.
 
#12
"Judge Rafter sentenced him to 12 months' jail, which he ordered to be served in the community as an Intensive Correction Order."

Bet he'll enjoy that :wink:
 

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