Here you are Polar (Animal Fisting/Duck Fight Club).

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bullet Sponge, Jan 17, 2007.

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  1. Dog

    2.0%
  2. Cat (Small). Tiddles etc.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Cat (Big). Lion, Tiger etc.

    5.9%
  4. Sheep (for the traditionalists)

    5.9%
  5. Cow (Ooooooh daisy)

    3.9%
  6. Horse (Popular with the ladies)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Rhino (Strictly for hardcore mentalists!)

    7.8%
  8. That rancid Hippacrockapig from the NAAFI

    39.2%
  9. Duck

    23.5%
  10. Other (Please specify)

    11.8%

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  1. It has been noted that the level of conversation has become ever so slightly girly in here so without further ado I give you the.

    IF YOU HAD TO FIST AN ANIMAL WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE AND WHY POLL

    Would you treat your chosen date to dinner or would it be a sorded fumble round the back of the NAAFI?

    Would there be any truely intimate behaviour like kidney punching?

    Lubed up or dry?

    Gentlemen, and indeed ladies, the floor is yours.
     
  2. Ummmmm no thanks, I'm washing my hair for the forseeable future..... :shock:
     
  3. I would rim a Duck billed platypus, just for the novelty, I would like to scuttle anything on the endangered list to help them get going again
     
  4. Fcuk me, you can talk about fisting animals and the like, but as soon as your aris' is threatened you run away like a timid squirrel!
     
  5. Nothing like talking about fisting to brind the Naafi back into the male manly domain!
    I would have to go with the hippo from the naffi as i have done so already at some point!
    To add all other garnishing applies kidney punches etc

    They all love it really!

    troop
     
  6. I've seen the size of your hands.........
     
  7. I'd go for a duck, see how tight it's arrse really is...
     
  8. Other - Paris Hilton, with wicker keeper gloves on :numberone:
     
  9. Due to the size of BigUn's fists Elephants and Whales are probably the only two species in the animal kingdom who could take it. :biggrin:
    There are a few human females I wouldn't mind ripping into though, if you know what i mean :wink:
    You never know, fingers crossed :wink:
     
  10. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    An unlubed fisting session, with a porcupine, at the back of Cha-Cha's whilst felching a long dead mongoose.

    As for kidney punches, thats just sick.,
     
  11. An unlubed feet first full body (i.ve got small hands) session with a rhino
    As for kidney punches.. i would't want to pi$$ it off they've got horns you know.
     
  12. Ducks!

    One on each hand! That would looks great as well! You could run around the pub \"Duck-Slapping\" people! And if they were still alive and quacking and flapping as well... would be great!


    I wish I had a pair of ducks...

    T C
     
  13. Duck, definitely, just to hear the sound it made.
     
  14. Fcuk me Cheat PMSL and spat water all over the keyboard

    I want some ducks to.