Here you are Polar (Animal *******/Duck Fight Club).

Hmmmmm decisions decisions....

  • Dog

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  • Cat (Small). Tiddles etc.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Cat (Big). Lion, Tiger etc.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Sheep (for the traditionalists)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Cow (Ooooooh daisy)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Horse (Popular with the ladies)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Rhino (Strictly for hardcore mentalists!)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • That rancid Hippacrockapig from the NAAFI

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Duck

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Other (Please specify)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
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#1
It has been noted that the level of conversation has become ever so slightly girly in here so without further ado I give you the.

IF YOU HAD TO FIST AN ANIMAL WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE AND WHY POLL

Would you treat your chosen date to dinner or would it be a sorded fumble round the back of the NAAFI?

Would there be any truely intimate behaviour like kidney punching?

Lubed up or dry?

Gentlemen, and indeed ladies, the floor is yours.
 
#4
I would rim a Duck billed platypus, just for the novelty, I would like to scuttle anything on the endangered list to help them get going again
 
#6
Nothing like talking about fisting to brind the Naafi back into the male manly domain!
I would have to go with the hippo from the naffi as i have done so already at some point!
To add all other garnishing applies kidney punches etc

They all love it really!

troop
 
#7
SparkySteve said:
Fcuk me, you can talk about fisting animals and the like, but as soon as your aris' is threatened you run away like a timid squirrel!
I've seen the size of your hands.........
 
#10
Due to the size of BigUn's fists Elephants and Whales are probably the only two species in the animal kingdom who could take it. :biggrin:
There are a few human females I wouldn't mind ripping into though, if you know what i mean :wink:
You never know, fingers crossed :wink:
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#11
An unlubed fisting session, with a porcupine, at the back of Cha-Cha's whilst felching a long dead mongoose.

As for kidney punches, thats just sick.,
 
#13
Ducks!

One on each hand! That would looks great as well! You could run around the pub \"Duck-Slapping\" people! And if they were still alive and quacking and flapping as well... would be great!


I wish I had a pair of ducks...

T C
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#16
Can I trade my porcupine for a duck?
 
#17
I would say sheep 'cos they have cute faces that you can watch in the bathroom mirror, but I'm worried I'd now be seen as conventional and boring.
 
#18
I think this could be \"naked roll mat fighting\" for the 21st, or even the 22nd century...

MODs, can we change the smiley-guy with a big foam hand to a guy with a duck on it?


T C
 
#19
I reckon I could get a pigeon on each of my fingers. Sort of like Edward Sissorhands, but with very pissed-off birds. Doing ten pigeons at once, that'll teach the little bastwards for covering my car in their filthy, acidic poo, and then not washing it off.
 
#20
Ok this is going to soud crazy but how about having a duck on your fist and then using that duck to fist (duck?) a Rhino?

I believe I have just created a new sexual practice.

Gentlemen, when fisting is not enough, try DUCKING!
 
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