I got this in an E-flyer from the lab party, Some light hearted relife from this tiresome and rather dull election Today's blame culture is all their fault. When they abolish the Winter Fuel Allowance and free TV licences, pensioners will be expected to burn their tellies to keep warm. Crime went up under the Tories (not surprising when you look at all the senior Tories like Archer and Aitken who ended up in prison). When Michael Howard last faced a leadership election he came fifth. There were five candidates. Yes when they last had the chance to vote for him, the people who know him best decided that he was: less appealing than John Redwood less of a fresh face than Kenneth Clarke less moderate than Peter Lilley and less likely to win an election than William Hague.