Her heart was pounding...

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Jumping Jack, Feb 14, 2013.

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  1. He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forwards, then backwards, forward, then backwards again....

    Back and forth...back and forth...in and out....in and out.

    She could feel the sweat on her forehead and between her breasts and trickling down the small of her back, she was getting near to the end.

    Her heart was pounding...
    Her face was flushed...
    Then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.

    Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted:

    "OK, OK, You park the fucking car."

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