Henry Ford v General Motors

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  1. Not sure if the "brand loyalty" between owners/drivers of Ford and GM products provokes the same sort of slagging off as occurs in the US and OZ but here are a few examples:

    Factory Ordered Road Disaster

    Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge(Datsun)

    Fix Or Repair Daily

    Found On Road Dead

    Flip Over Read Directions

    Four Old Rusted Doors

    Fixed On Race Day

    Ford Owner Really Dumb

    For Only Retarded Drivers

    Backwards... Driver Returns On Foot

    Fabrication Ordinaire Reparation Dispendieuse - French for ordinary fabrication expensive repairs.

    Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy

    Found On Russian Dump

    For Off Road Death

    Freaking Only Runs Downhill

    Fat Old Rusted Dog

    Freaking Old Rusted Dodge(Datsun)

    Frigin Oakies Really Dig it

    Funky Old Road Dog

    Backwards...Don't Ride Over Fifty

    Found on Road Ditches

    Found On Rubbish Dump

    Fails On Rainy Days

    Fails On Race Day

    Failure Of Research & Development

    Found On Road Deserted

    Fast Only Running Downhill

    Factory Ordered Road Disaster

    Ford Owners Recommend Datsun (Dodge)

    Forget Out Running Datsuns

    For Old Retarded Drivers

    Fcuked On Race Day

    Found On Rupert's Drive

    First On Recycle Day

    Full Of Rusty Dents

    Ford Owners Root Dogs

    Found Outside Reject Depot

    Flies Off Road Deliberately

    Fcuker Only Runs Downhill

    Q: What does a ford and a tampon have in common?
    A: They both come with tow ropes.

    Q: What does the GT stand for on a Ford?
    A: Glued together!

    Q: How come Ford makes tractors and GM doesn't?
    A: GM can't get one to run that slow!

    Q: How do you double the value of a Ford?
    A: Put gas in it

    Did you know that 98% of all Fords ever built are still on the road?
    The other 2% made it home!!

    Q: What do you call someone who buys a secondhand ford?
    A: Scrap Dealer

    Ford...At least they circled the problem.

    A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!"

    Buy a Ford and you buy the 'best'. Drive a mile and walk the rest.
  2. I take it you are a 'Holden Dunnydoor' man then DDDD :D

    If you can't afford a Ford - dodge a Dodge
  3. Yessiree, Mrs DDDD has a good ole VS2 Acclaim.....last of the good un's :lol: Sticking to a Opel meself, can't beat boxheads for bolting a car together :lol:
    Had a TORANA once..........Tons Of Rust And No Acceleration :roll:
  4. Would that be a proper Opel ? Bolted together in Germany by Germans (Turkish Germans that is) or a Vauxhall (thrown together in Luton by Poms from the West Indies) with Opel badges on so they would sell in New Zealand because Vauxhalls wouldn't :twisted: :twisted: 8O 8O 8O
  5. Really want a BMW but dunno how to spell it :(