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Henry Ford v General Motors

#1
Not sure if the "brand loyalty" between owners/drivers of Ford and GM products provokes the same sort of slagging off as occurs in the US and OZ but here are a few examples:

Factory Ordered Road Disaster

Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge(Datsun)

Fix Or Repair Daily

Found On Road Dead

Flip Over Read Directions

Four Old Rusted Doors

Fixed On Race Day

Ford Owner Really Dumb

For Only Retarded Drivers

Backwards... Driver Returns On Foot

Fabrication Ordinaire Reparation Dispendieuse - French for ordinary fabrication expensive repairs.

Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy

Found On Russian Dump

For Off Road Death

Freaking Only Runs Downhill

Fat Old Rusted Dog

Freaking Old Rusted Dodge(Datsun)

Frigin Oakies Really Dig it

Funky Old Road Dog

Backwards...Don't Ride Over Fifty

Found on Road Ditches

Found On Rubbish Dump

Fails On Rainy Days

Fails On Race Day

Failure Of Research & Development

Found On Road Deserted

Fast Only Running Downhill

Factory Ordered Road Disaster

Ford Owners Recommend Datsun (Dodge)

Forget Out Running Datsuns

For Old Retarded Drivers

Fcuked On Race Day

Found On Rupert's Drive

First On Recycle Day

Full Of Rusty Dents

Ford Owners Root Dogs

Found Outside Reject Depot

Flies Off Road Deliberately

Fcuker Only Runs Downhill

Q: What does a ford and a tampon have in common?
A: They both come with tow ropes.

Q: What does the GT stand for on a Ford?
A: Glued together!

Q: How come Ford makes tractors and GM doesn't?
A: GM can't get one to run that slow!

Q: How do you double the value of a Ford?
A: Put gas in it

Did you know that 98% of all Fords ever built are still on the road?
The other 2% made it home!!

Q: What do you call someone who buys a secondhand ford?
A: Scrap Dealer

Ford...At least they circled the problem.


A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!"

Buy a Ford and you buy the 'best'. Drive a mile and walk the rest.
 
#3
Yessiree, Mrs DDDD has a good ole VS2 Acclaim.....last of the good un's :lol: Sticking to a Opel meself, can't beat boxheads for bolting a car together :lol:
Had a TORANA once..........Tons Of Rust And No Acceleration :roll:
 
#4
Didosdadsdogsdead said:
Yessiree, Mrs DDDD has a good ole VS2 Acclaim.....last of the good un's :lol: Sticking to a Opel meself, can't beat boxheads for bolting a car together :lol:
Had a TORANA once..........Tons Of Rust And No Acceleration :roll:
Would that be a proper Opel ? Bolted together in Germany by Germans (Turkish Germans that is) or a Vauxhall (thrown together in Luton by Poms from the West Indies) with Opel badges on so they would sell in New Zealand because Vauxhalls wouldn't :twisted: :twisted: 8O 8O 8O
 

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