Help writing a rude song

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  1. Do you blokes remember "Go on home British Soldiers go on home" from tours of NI in the 80s?

    Attached link will remind you of the tune but I always thought it was quite catchy and far preferable to be greeted with a piss taking tune rather than paving stones and Molotov cocktails.

    http://youtu.be/qwbMKD9ks5w

    Some mates who are quite good musicians want to adapt the song to take the piss out of the local dickhead politician John Elferink as the bloke is a local target of ridicule here in the NT .I mentioned him on a couple of other threads but neo nazi, thickheaded lying thug just about covers it.

    Writing a song seeme like a good idea after a few pints, and I offered help with the lyrics.

    Unfortunately, I have just discovered that if I am not much of a warrior, I am even less of a poet. Any chance of a bit of help with appropriate lyrics? The ruder and more scurrilous the better.





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  2. Check out this video on YouTube:

    http://youtu.be/LxZS_97AOuI


    Sorry, sound on the previous video seemed to be rooted.


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  3. Getting bored with you winging about your country men. You chose to go and live in a penal colony put up with it.
     
  4. I think you've started repeating yourself a bit mate.


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  5. swap a few choice words around from this Ivor Biggin classic!
     
  6. Kettle black, check out your last three threads. ZZZZZZZZZ
     
  7. When writing lyrics I find it helpful to remember that "heart" rhymes with "fart"
     
  8. Also, lunt rhymes with cunt.
     
  9. And book rhymes with ruck.
     
  10. Aussie rhymes with prossie.

    Hope this helps.
     
  11. Anything rhyme with shit shoveling thick corrupt turd? :=}



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  12. I think you'll find that "Anything" doesn't rhyme with "Shit shovelling thick corrupt turd".

    It's the English language you see, a bit tricky to handle if you spend your time upside down. I'd recommend moving north of the Equator as quickly as possible, before you go totally spaz.
     
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  13. probably too late for that.


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  14. A continuous chant of "You stink Elfenfink" should get up his nose somewhat Bushy.
     
  15. Same tune as the teaues but we used to sing this in the Maze

    Do you want a chicken dinner, Bobby Sands
    Do you want a chicken dinner, Bobby Sands
    Do you want a chicken dinner
    Sure you're lookin' aweful thinner
    Do you want a chicken dinner, Bobby Sands

    There was more verses but Beer n' Woods chasers have rotted my brains
     
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