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Help writing a rude song

#1
Do you blokes remember "Go on home British Soldiers go on home" from tours of NI in the 80s?

Attached link will remind you of the tune but I always thought it was quite catchy and far preferable to be greeted with a piss taking tune rather than paving stones and Molotov cocktails.

http://youtu.be/qwbMKD9ks5w

Some mates who are quite good musicians want to adapt the song to take the piss out of the local dickhead politician John Elferink as the bloke is a local target of ridicule here in the NT .I mentioned him on a couple of other threads but neo nazi, thickheaded lying thug just about covers it.

Writing a song seeme like a good idea after a few pints, and I offered help with the lyrics.

Unfortunately, I have just discovered that if I am not much of a warrior, I am even less of a poet. Any chance of a bit of help with appropriate lyrics? The ruder and more scurrilous the better.





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#12
I think you'll find that "Anything" doesn't rhyme with "Shit shovelling thick corrupt turd".

It's the English language you see, a bit tricky to handle if you spend your time upside down. I'd recommend moving north of the Equator as quickly as possible, before you go totally spaz.
 
#13
I think you'll find that "Anything" doesn't rhyme with "Shit shovelling thick corrupt turd".

It's the English language you see, a bit tricky to handle if you spend your time upside down. I'd recommend moving north of the Equator as quickly as possible, before you go totally spaz.
probably too late for that.


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#15
Same tune as the teaues but we used to sing this in the Maze

Do you want a chicken dinner, Bobby Sands
Do you want a chicken dinner, Bobby Sands
Do you want a chicken dinner
Sure you're lookin' aweful thinner
Do you want a chicken dinner, Bobby Sands

There was more verses but Beer n' Woods chasers have rotted my brains
 
#16
Same tune as the teaues but we used to sing this in the Maze

Do you want a chicken dinner, Bobby Sands
Do you want a chicken dinner, Bobby Sands
Do you want a chicken dinner
Sure you're lookin' aweful thinner
Do you want a chicken dinner, Bobby Sands

There was more verses but Beer n' Woods chasers have rotted my brains
Never fancied eating anything in the Kesh staff canteen, the prisoners used to cook the food.

I did think about using a loyalist song but the one about Wombles was the only one I found funny.


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