help with strippers

#1
right some people might not believe this but its true so here we go:-
i met this brazillian girl the other day and we got on like a house on fire, we decided to go out for a drink on sunday night, well tonight i went to a strip bar in E1 and walked in and this lady ran up to me saying how arkward she felt, low and behold this was the same girl that i was going out for a drink with, she was looking georgous and my god the baps....
she asked if we were still going out tomorrow and of course i said yes but here is where my problem lies, how should i play this????
of course i dont want to f*ck this up so any serious advice on how to treat / chat up a stripper greatfully recieved.
 
#2
just treat her as you normally would. dont avoid looking at her baps either, your a man, she will expect you to!

dont think that because she is a stripper she will be an easy lay. if I had the body I'd do it, great money, but then again Id shag anything, so you had best ignore my post. ho de hum, where did I put my stella?
 
#3
she liked you before you knew she was a stripper so just try and sh*g her like you normally would. Postex report required by the way.
 
#4
Make comments on how intellectual she is. She probably gets loads of comments on how beautifal she is every night at work so go for a different angel of flatery.
 
#5
Make comments on how intellectual she is. She probably gets loads of comments on how beautifal she is every night at work so go for a different angel of flatery.
Then sh*g her. :wink:
 
#6
She is from Brazil, she only wants a work permit, so......do what the fuck you want with her! If she is that good looking, what the fuck do you think she wants with some dumbfuck who does'nt know what to do with a stripper!
 
#8
adonwar said:
right some people might not believe this but its true so here we go:-
i met this brazillian girl the other day and we got on like a house on fire, we decided to go out for a drink on sunday night, well tonight i went to a strip bar in E1 and walked in and this lady ran up to me saying how arkward she felt, low and behold this was the same girl that i was going out for a drink with, she was looking georgous and my god the baps....
she asked if we were still going out tomorrow and of course i said yes but here is where my problem lies, how should i play this????
of course i dont want to f*ck this up so any serious advice on how to treat / chat up a stripper greatfully recieved.
For an unbiased report i think you should have posted this in the dear shortfuse thread. :wink:
 
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#10
Tell her that you'd like to advance her career and get her down yer NAAFI for the lads!

Then you can all fcuk her!

She'll respect you in the long run!
 
#13
went out tonight, all things going ok. meeting again will keep you posted.
i will try and take a picture on my camera phone and post it if i can.
 
#14
Think I know the pub; name escapes me (not a good idea to post it here). Oposite Nat West? just along from the big wine shop.

Been in there a few times after work. They do have some atractive women dancing, the one I fancied most was from Argentina.

Enjoy, as most have said treat her normally,nice and above be polite.

JJ
 
#15
johnojohnson said:
Think I know the pub; name escapes me (not a good idea to post it here). Oposite Nat West? just along from the big wine shop.

Been in there a few times after work. They do have some atractive women dancing, the one I fancied most was from Argentina.

Enjoy, as most have said treat her normally,nice and above be polite.

JJ
"normally" v "nice & polite"... Aren't the 2 mutually exclusive?! "Normally" surely means "Alright luv? Fancy a fcuk?" :wink:
 
#16
At the end of the proverbial, you're going out with a woman first, emotional hand grenade 2nd, day-dreamer 3rd, Bridget Jones fan 4th, wannabe pop star 5th, chocaholic 6th, part-time annoying bint 7th...............what she does part time to get some cash sits around 345th, just after 344: bites her toenails.

You wouldn't really think twice if she was a lawyer, politician, journo or Claire Short's daughter (if she was fit).

If you were skint you wouldn't think twice about making a mint by getting naked in front of a load of baying women either, if it was anonymous, and if they wanted you to do it (and remember to get permission first, dont go strip-busking, did that on the Northern Line once - not a good idea).

Strippers - fascinating creatures that have more to talk about than the usual Horses, school, dad, ex boyfriends, friends' ex-boyfriends and this one time at bandcamp/sefridges/cafe rouge/a 4 bedroom semi in surrey. Most of the good ones turn what others see as demeaning or wrong into an empowering and interesting way to get money from stupid men like, well blokes generally. Just make sure you obey the big 2:

1. Don't bulldoze your way through other peoples lives - they've spent at least 20 years working on it themselves and know more about it than you do - if they want your help they'll ask.

2. Don't be overprotective/insecure.

Chr1st I'm feeling a lot of love today, I might go and hug one of the office girls, then ask if we can play 'special dentist.'
 
#18
RTFQ said:
Chr1st I'm feeling a lot of love today, I might go and hug one of the office girls, then ask if we can play 'special dentist.'
hmmm, didn't you get into trouble for this previously????
 
#19
RTFQ said:
At the end of the proverbial, you're going out with a woman first, emotional hand grenade 2nd, day-dreamer 3rd, Bridget Jones fan 4th, wannabe pop star 5th, chocaholic 6th, part-time annoying bint 7th...............what she does part time to get some cash sits around 345th, just after 344: bites her toenails.

You wouldn't really think twice if she was a lawyer, politician, journo or Claire Short's daughter (if she was fit).

If you were skint you wouldn't think twice about making a mint by getting naked in front of a load of baying women either, if it was anonymous, and if they wanted you to do it (and remember to get permission first, dont go strip-busking, did that on the Northern Line once - not a good idea).

Strippers - fascinating creatures that have more to talk about than the usual Horses, school, dad, ex boyfriends, friends' ex-boyfriends and this one time at bandcamp/sefridges/cafe rouge/a 4 bedroom semi in surrey. Most of the good ones turn what others see as demeaning or wrong into an empowering and interesting way to get money from stupid men like, well blokes generally. Just make sure you obey the big 2:

1. Don't bulldoze your way through other peoples lives - they've spent at least 20 years working on it themselves and know more about it than you do - if they want your help they'll ask.

2. Don't be overprotective/insecure.

Chr1st I'm feeling a lot of love today, I might go and hug one of the office girls, then ask if we can play 'special dentist.'
You're uncharacteristically sensitive today RTFQ, go on admit it, you've spent your weekend watching back-to-back Meg Ryan movies havent you. :wink:
 
#20
Sleeper_service said:
You're uncharacteristically sensitive today RTFQ, go on admit it, you've spent your weekend watching back-to-back Meg Ryan movies havent you. :wink:
I did have a bit of a girly weekend that started with my lass trying to break the world record for crying in as many consequetive pubs as possible and ended with me sorting it out verbally and without acrimony rather than the time-honoured tradition of sleeping with her sister/mum/work-colleague/combination of the three.

I'm just a nice bloke who gets misunderstood a great deal really. Look at Michael Jackson. I can dance better than that playdough-faced, baby-dangling paedo* however.

*alleged
 

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