Help with Crap work.

#1
Hey guys right my manager has given us some fucking crap we have to do. And we got to fill in the blanks . I really cant be bothered with this shit. So any one want to fill in the blanks. Yeah its fking childish but thats manpower for you. got some cheesy pic of a super hero. any thing that will piss of my manager will do as im leaving soon.

The vision of ....
The heart of ....
The humour of ....
The soles of ....
The mind of ....
The hands off....
The guts off ...
 
#4
The vision of ....a mole
The heart of ....cabbage
The humour of ....my wife
The soles of ....my feet
The mind of ....a spastic
The hands of....jeremy beadle
The guts of ...a fish
 
#6
The vision of derision
The heart of the country (Ultravox)
The humour of anal warts
The soles of arsoles
The mind of a retarded swamp rat
The hands off approach to wnaking
The guts off book of bedroom farting
 

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#7
swansea84 said:
Ravers said:
Do you work at a school for mentally retarded children or something?
Well i would say that most of our customers are mentally retarded.
Seriously if I gave my employees some shite team building exercise to do, they would first laugh at me and then the fat weird one who works in the end office would probably start shooting people.
 
#10
Ravers said:
swansea84 said:
Ravers said:
Do you work at a school for mentally retarded children or something?
Well i would say that most of our customers are mentally retarded.
Seriously if I gave my employees some shite team building exercise to do, they would first laugh at me and then the fat weird one who works in the end office would probably start shooting people.
I aint that lucky
 
#12
The vision of the night
The heart of darkness
The humour of Gordon Brown
The mind of John Terry
The hands off given in rugby by Martin johnson and Lawrence Dillagio
The guts offcer!.
 
#16
Crikey Swansea84.... this has got to warrant a yawn factor of at least 9. Ravers is right.... your manager needs to be de-bagged and pineappled at the earliest opportunity. 8O
 

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#17
Here are my answers to your shitty quiz anyway:

The vision of .... Spiderman
The heart of .... Spiderman
The humour of .... Spiderman
The soles of .... Spiderman
The mind of .... Spiderman
The hands off.... Spiderman
The guts off ... Spiderman
 
#18
Ravers said:
Here are my answers to your shitty quiz anyway:

The vision of .... Spiderman
The heart of .... Spiderman
The humour of .... Spiderman
The soles of .... Spiderman
The mind of .... Spiderman
The hands off.... Spiderman
The guts off ... Spiderman

Spiderpig............
 
#19
I'd like to help but after the Rorshach inkblot tests here this morning I am waiting to see the occupational psychiatrist. To be brutally honest they all looked like cnuts and they asked for our first impression and honest answers. One did look a bit like a ferret but I said cnut anyway.

So you do what they ask and next they're searching your desk and asking what the machetes, fibre optic rig and Bible with every instance of the word "woman" blotted out is all about. Honestly it is like living in a police state. I wouldn't mind but I've got a lot of work to get through today if I am going to be able to visit Chapeltown tonight...
 

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