Help with Crap work.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by swansea84, Mar 4, 2010.

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  1. Hey guys right my manager has given us some fucking crap we have to do. And we got to fill in the blanks . I really cant be bothered with this shit. So any one want to fill in the blanks. Yeah its fking childish but thats manpower for you. got some cheesy pic of a super hero. any thing that will piss of my manager will do as im leaving soon.

    The vision of ....
    The heart of ....
    The humour of ....
    The soles of ....
    The mind of ....
    The hands off....
    The guts off ...
  2. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Do you work at a school for mentally retarded children or something?
  3. Manager my arrse!!!!!! You're at school aren't ya? Do your own fekkin' homework! :x

    Edit: Doh! Ravers got in before me!
  4. The vision of ....a mole
    The heart of ....cabbage
    The humour of wife
    The soles of feet
    The mind of ....a spastic
    The hands of....jeremy beadle
    The guts of ...a fish
  5. Well i would say that most of our customers are mentally retarded.
  6. The vision of derision
    The heart of the country (Ultravox)
    The humour of anal warts
    The soles of arsoles
    The mind of a retarded swamp rat
    The hands off approach to wnaking
    The guts off book of bedroom farting
  7. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Seriously if I gave my employees some shite team building exercise to do, they would first laugh at me and then the fat weird one who works in the end office would probably start shooting people.

  8. Close.

    But its virgin.
  9. Are you a burger flipper at mackies?
  10. I aint that lucky
  11. the vision of stevie wonder
    the humour of carlos tevez's face
    the soles of the dead
    the mind of 'er matter

    just a few.
  12. The vision of the night
    The heart of darkness
    The humour of Gordon Brown
    The mind of John Terry
    The hands off given in rugby by Martin johnson and Lawrence Dillagio
    The guts offcer!.
  13. The hands off....My Cock
  14. Small hands??
  15. The obvious come back is Big Cock.

    However I'm choosing piss off shit lips. :D