Help wanted!

#1
I have a problem that I need help with and I don't know where else to turn.

I recently got a puppy who is, on the whole, a pretty good dog. However, in the last couple of days he has started to show a very unhealthy interest in my leg. He doesn't go anywhere near Mrs Tubby's legs and he only plays with the more colourful and flamboyant toys.

Does this mean I have a gay dog? Am I going to come home and find him listening to Barbra Streisand and wearing a bandana?

Are there any suggestions on how I can "turn" him so that he might show an interest in the bitches again?

Cheers for any comments,

Tubs
 
#2
tubbs,
first of all you need to know, your not alone, i to had a bufty for a dog, i know the fear of coming home and seeing mans "best friend" shaving his legs and dancing to the music off Ghost, on his own. A Dog who "quite likes cats" is a shame to his owner, try dressing in womans cloths to see if you can help him associate female and fcuk!
if that fails, your going to have to do the right thing a stand by him!
as the vet issues the fatal injection.
 
#4
To make things worse, he is French and ginger! If he hadn't cost so much money I'd do the decent thing and sell him to the nearest kebeb house or chinky restaurant.
 
#6
canteen_cowboy said:
nope he is just pleasing his "daddy" it is well known that puppies can spot "the gay" so he knows you are one, even if you don't :wink:
Are you saying that its wrong to smear peanut butter on my genitals? :wink:
 
#7
you bought a french dog and cant figure out why its bent???

its cos its french matey.

shoot it!
 
#8
I have posted on this subject before

YES IT IS VERY VERY WRONG!

use marmite it sticks like a good un!
 
#10
the other option is of course to have the dog's balls chopped off! A couple of bricks should do the job nicely!
 
#11
Potential said:
the other option is of course to have the dog's balls chopped off! A couple of bricks should do the job nicely!
I don't want to do that as he has a brilliant pedigree and I may want to breed from him, unfortunately, if he carries on the way he's going now, that may be a moot point. I might have to smear male dogshit around the females bits so he thinks he is doing her up the wrongun!
 
#12
Episode II of the gay dog saga:

Just been sitting on the sofa with him next to me and the little bastard tried to jump on my face and stick his cock in my mouth. I wouldn't have minded, but he didn't even buy me a drink first!

Are there any medications I can buy to up his male hormones and put him straight again? Would dry bumming him teach him a lesson or would that make the problem worse?

The little twat is also showing an unhealthy interest in his own waste, is he also going to get into golden showers?
 
#13
as i have said in other threads.

dip your dick in vasaline and then into cat litter, give him a sound seing to, hey presto , dog scared sh*tless of willy.

this should solve your problem. thank you im here all night
 
#14
When I saw your post i thought it was going to be help wanted for charity or someone seriously needing help. I am finding your post rather offensive. Dog rape is a serious crime. If you carry on you might find yourself in the same position as Mr Glitter. I think this thread should be removed I happen to like dogs. Dog is mans best friend and this post is offensive.
 
#15
Are there any medications I can buy to up his male hormones and put him straight again?
Nothing a size 10 will not sort out, on the other hand you could lend him to a mong for a day or 2, if that does not straighten him out, then I am afraid you will never see your potential puppies :lol:
 
#16
vod962 said:
When I saw your post i thought it was going to be help wanted for charity or someone seriously needing help. I am finding your post rather offensive. Dog rape is a serious crime. If you carry on you might find yourself in the same position as Mr Glitter. I think this thread should be removed I happen to like dogs. Dog is mans best friend and this post is offensive.
I apologise unreservedly for any offence I may or may not have caused with rudeness. Obviously the only reason I went out and shelled out £500 on a puppy is because I want to rape him. Additionally, you are correct in saying that I hate dogs which is why, as I said earlier, I have spent so much money on him.


Fuck off you fucking cunt
 
#17
vod962 said:
When I saw your post i thought it was going to be help wanted for charity or someone seriously needing help. I am finding your post rather offensive. Dog rape is a serious crime. If you carry on you might find yourself in the same position as Mr Glitter. I think this thread should be removed I happen to like dogs. Dog is mans best friend and this post is offensive.
eh?

Dog rape is serious, and as such i have done my upmost to avoid detection, if i think the dog is gonna grass i kill the barstuard!
not always disposing of the carcass, because bestiality is best but necrophilia is a dying art. :twisted:
 
#18
hallveg said:
vod962 said:
When I saw your post i thought it was going to be help wanted for charity or someone seriously needing help. I am finding your post rather offensive. Dog rape is a serious crime. If you carry on you might find yourself in the same position as Mr Glitter. I think this thread should be removed I happen to like dogs. Dog is mans best friend and this post is offensive.
eh?

Dog rape is serious, and as such i have done my upmost to avoid detection, if i think the dog is gonna grass i kill the fatherless!
not always disposing of the carcass, because bestiality is best but necrophilia is a dying art. :twisted:
Pig rape is pretty good, but they always squeal on you!
 
#19
The best thing about pig rape is if you throw your muck on its back then cook it, hey presto instant salty pork scratchings.
 
#20
Totally legal in The Netherlends, well not dog rape, you have to ask the dogs/bitches permission first, as we all know it only too easy to pick up dogs/bitches on the street these days. :lol:
 

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