I hope someone can help me. I am trying to get the phone number of Bob the Unwashed, Boner, Chris Martin or any other pop celeb who does good work. I have a heafty credit card bill and would like them to bang on about it for months and stage a concert to pressure HSBC to wipe my debt. I already have agreement from the bloke who runs the village hall and said we can have the concert in there as long as we clean up after. I shall also be organising a march on the Canterbury branch of HSBC to highlight my problem. I am calling it Masterb8. It will be held on Sat 16 July at 1200. Anyone who fancies joining inshould PM me and I'll give you the details of the park and ride system and where we will assemble. We will begin marching at 1200 and should arrive outside the HSBC branch about 7 minutes later. We will the sit outside and stroke our old dogs until we achieve a group climax. After that and a quick clean up it will be back to the Anchor for Stella and pork scratching until; the pop stars turn up for the gig. So far, Chaz and Dave have given an encouraging "Maybe" and Nick Berry has said he'll do "Every Loser Wins" if I bung him Â£40. I need tour support. With my crippling debt I will not be able to go skiing this winter. Raise Awareness- Masterb8.