Help this girl out...!?

old_fat_and_hairy

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#9
_Artemis_ said:
Weird that she stipulates whites only.

I'd still have a go at re-educating her though.
I'm not white, more of a sort of pinky scarlet, with lashings of black and grey (from the pelt) Do you think that would suffice?



And how do you mean; re-educate her :?
 
#11
old_fat_and_hairy said:
_Artemis_ said:
Weird that she stipulates whites only.

I'd still have a go at re-educating her though.
And how do you mean; re-educate her :?
Pleasure and pain - only things that ever work, OFNH, as well you know.


So: a big mac if she's good and being forced to squeeze my boils if she's bad.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#13
_Artemis_ said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
_Artemis_ said:
Weird that she stipulates whites only.

I'd still have a go at re-educating her though.
And how do you mean; re-educate her :?
Pleasure and pain - only things that ever work, OFNH, as well you know.


So: a big mac if she's good and being forced to squeeze my boils if she's bad.

Mmmm sounds good to me. The pain of a big Mac, and the pleasure of your boils! Could be my ideal night out.
 
#14
intothesilk2 said:
mac_uk said:
I'll take her with a side order of http://www.gumtree.com/london/49/13281749.html

Please?
Reminds me of Golum!
Oh my god you're right, I need help.

I can't believe I may have been chastised by someone who may enjoy jumping out of perfectly good aircraft. I am truly put in my place, thank you for showing me where I was going wrong.

It's not my fault, maybe subconsciously I knew that she couldn't have had a decent portion of man meat in a while. It was a sympathy vote.
 
#17
Fatboy88 said:
To pass the day, i often browse gumtree for a laugh. Would you ?

Clicky

I probably...would, who am i kidding ofcourse i would...
She's not looking for very much though is she ;)
 
#18
I want this little lady result. 'kin hilarious, I think I'll give her a bell :D
 

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