Help this girl out...!?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Fatboy88, Sep 10, 2007.

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  1. To pass the day, i often browse gumtree for a laugh. Would you ?


    I probably...would, who am i kidding ofcourse i would...
  2. You browse it for a laugh? do you go to singles clubs for a laugh too?
  3. Safe at work ?
  4. singles clubs, i did'nt know there was such a thing. Sounds like a laugh :wink:
  5. Safe
  6. Weird that she stipulates whites only.

    I'd still have a go at re-educating her though.
  7. She says her perference is for white men, I suppose anyone darker would make her look like an albino in a snowsuit.
  8. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I'm not white, more of a sort of pinky scarlet, with lashings of black and grey (from the pelt) Do you think that would suffice?

    And how do you mean; re-educate her :?
  9. Pleasure and pain - only things that ever work, OFNH, as well you know.

    So: a big mac if she's good and being forced to squeeze my boils if she's bad.
  10. A friend (who works in recuitment) emailed me this one this morning.
  11. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Mmmm sounds good to me. The pain of a big Mac, and the pleasure of your boils! Could be my ideal night out.
  12. Oh my god you're right, I need help.

    I can't believe I may have been chastised by someone who may enjoy jumping out of perfectly good aircraft. I am truly put in my place, thank you for showing me where I was going wrong.

    It's not my fault, maybe subconsciously I knew that she couldn't have had a decent portion of man meat in a while. It was a sympathy vote.
  13. Nice eyes though. Just the sort that look good gazing up at you while she's on her knees with her mouth full. Err...I'll be back in about 10 mins. Just off to the bog.