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Help the Starving



I had just settled down into my armchair, a nice plate full of bacon and eggs when the doorbell went. So I answered and the chap said to me..

'hello, we are collecting for the starving people in Africa, do you have any spare clothes you could donate' ...?

Fook off I said, if my clothes can fit them they can't be that fooking hungry.

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