Help! Sicker than normal....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Jun 7, 2008.

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  1. I know I'm starting [?] to lose it.. but, I just can't help myself... She popped up out of nowhere, kept coming back, no matter how many times a tried clicking on the little X.

    Next time I opened a window, there she was, staring at me with those big ' come hither' eyes, and- GASP! -she winked at me.. the saucy minx..

    She was daring me to play with her, offering me the chance to change her hair colour, dress her up anyway I liked..all the time she just stood there looking like she wanted it..the tease..
    try as I might, I couldn't get her to bare all for a real bit of crumpet tasting and ..well, you know...
    She haunts my computer and I'm hooked!!.. OH, GAWD!! Zwinky!!

    What am I going to tell AnnaNova? How do I let her down easy and tell her' "I' ve moved on, it isn't you...etc. etc..?"

    Zwinky!!...sigh... I must get her try on that soft, yellow number, the one with the pleats... ohhhhhh..

    um....back later...
  2. You really shouldn't post when you're drunk.
  3. True North Strong and Free, eh? Michael Palin had you lot off to a tee, didn't he?