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B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#1
As the weather in BFG is pretty good at the moment and it's virtually titty day everyday, I have developed a slight problem.

During my 20 minute bus journey into work I can't help but find myself staring at the large number of boobies that are nearly on show.

My problem is how do I get rid of the resultant stiffy, apart from knocking one out, before I have to get off the bus?

Many Thanks.
 
#2
why get rid of it? It's clear to the girls that you're interested, what better form of advertising do you need?
 
#3
Why get rid, just keep it and if you notice any of the ladys looking stare at their boobs in reply
 

BrunoNoMedals

LE
Kit Reviewer
#4
Walk up to the biggest cleavage and say "this is your fault, and unless you rectify the situation I shall be forced to take a civil action based on my current levels of acute embarrassment" then stick it between her chebs and give her a pearl necklace.

Simple, yet effective.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#6
VarSity said:
Just pull it up into your belt line, and take really long steps... feels good and no one can see your throbber.
Isn't there a danger of it peeking out of the top?
 
#7
Only if you're hung like a horse or wearing your trousers down round your arrse like the chavscum do.
 
#8
Pretend your blind, blind people always seem to stare at chest level.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#11
B_AND_T said:
VarSity said:
Just pull it up into your belt line, and take really long steps... feels good and no one can see your throbber.
Isn't there a danger of it peeking out of the top?
And what do I do if I get a bit of spillage?
 
#12
B_AND_T said:
B_AND_T said:
VarSity said:
Just pull it up into your belt line, and take really long steps... feels good and no one can see your throbber.
Isn't there a danger of it peeking out of the top?
And what do I do if I get a bit of spillage?
ask the old dear sitting next to you to lick it up! :lick:
 
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