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MIA
Book Reviewer
#1
As the weather in BFG is pretty good at the moment and it's virtually titty day everyday, I have developed a slight problem.

During my 20 minute bus journey into work I can't help but find myself staring at the large number of boobies that are nearly on show.

My problem is how do I get rid of the resultant stiffy, apart from knocking one out, before I have to get off the bus?

Many Thanks.
 

BrunoNoMedals

LE
Kit Reviewer
#4
Walk up to the biggest cleavage and say "this is your fault, and unless you rectify the situation I shall be forced to take a civil action based on my current levels of acute embarrassment" then stick it between her chebs and give her a pearl necklace.

Simple, yet effective.
 

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