help required please.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Taff49, Nov 29, 2012.

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  1. Evening all.

    Following on from bokkatankie’s sneering insults aimed at the Hols 4 hero’s stall at Wallop recently (see here http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/173251-arrsers-self-taken-photo-collection-319.html post #12736 about half way down) & and his "I can do far, far better but see no reason to support that claim with something as trivial as proof or facts" stance, I have decided to write an offensive and insulting limerick about him.

    Thing is, I can only think of a couple of words that rhyme with bokkatankie and they are:-

    Hanky
    Sankey (which is either a nightclub in Manchester or a Stoke-based manufacturer of water features, neither of which are particularly insulting)

    So your help is required to insult and offend the retard who thinks it’s funny to sneer at the forum charidee.

    So far I have come up with:-

    "There was a forum poster called bokkatankie"

    any advice for the next couple of lines?

    Cheers, Taff49
     
  2. There was a forum poster called bokkatankie
    and he's a cunt, right fucking skanky
     
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  3. There was a forum poster called Bokkatankie,
    His mum caught him having a wanky,
    She said "I'm not having a dig",
    "But your willy's very big",
    And they then had some hanky panky!
     
  4. You absolute fucking homos.
     
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  5. There was a forum poster called bokkatankie
    Who enraged arrsers with ire
    She thought what the heck
    and so round her neck
    they placed a burning tyre - - -

    sorry couldn't think of any thing that rhymed with Soweto Necklace...
     
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  6. Over there.jpg

    Get over yourself, it's the internet.
     
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  7. Does quite follow the 5 line rhyme code does it now?
     
  8. There was a forum poster called Bokkatankie,
    Who made a post a bit cranky,
    It may not have been nice,
    But I'd say in a trice,
    He'd provide another meaning for Sankey!
     
  9. Sorry i didn't realise you were the poet laureate !
     
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  10. Sending a bloke a poem? Gayer than a House of Commons rent boy, mincer
     
  11. Did you just accuse me of being a student?
     
  12. Can you get me one cheap?
     
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  13. That's OK, If you read a bit more Viz, you'd be as good as me!
     
  14. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    There was a forum poster called Bokkatankie
    Whose arse was a real sperm bankie
    They came
    And they went
    Leaving his backside all manky