Help required - orders of dress

The_Duke

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Moderator
Can anyone advise on the correct order of dress for "1B". A friend is to attend a military funeral with the dress code stated as "1B", and wants to make sure he gets it right.

Any genuine advice welcome, as mess tin and swarfega order will not be the done thing at a funeral.

Thanks,

Duke
 

Fred_Cat

War Hero
Try the Adjt, RSM or Chief Clerk of your unit or the organising unit. You will not be the only person who doesn't know what this means.
 

The_Duke

LE
Moderator
Thanks F_C.

I will try there as well, but the chances of it being any clearer are doubtfull!

Duke
 
How close a friend?

Duke, you need picking up and throwing in a pond full of small kaman for missing out on an opportunity of a wind up.

Send him cammed up, helmet on but with sawn off combats and high heeled flippers.

Tell him 1B also means he should be half cut when he lands and take a hip flask full of poppers and bum lube for the widow
 
SCALE 1B - RTR
Article Band

Belt Shoulder, black, No 4
Waist, black, plastic
Beret, black, ceremonial
or this :thumright:
 

The_Duke

LE
Moderator
minister_doh_nut said:
How close a friend?

Duke, you need picking up and throwing in a pond full of small kaman for missing out on an opportunity of a wind up.

Send him cammed up, helmet on but with sawn off combats and high heeled flippers.

Tell him 1B also means he should be half cut when he lands and take a hip flask full of poppers and bum lube for the widow
The mental image of an airborne dwarf in your version of fighting order is now going to scar me for life. As for half cut, if he manages that level of self restraint it would be a miracle. He is almost certain to be totally shitters and windmilling by halfway through the eulogy.

The box contents are female, so drug assistance will not be required there, but the other half may be grateful for the poppers and lube!
 

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