Help required getting an item from germany

#1
I need help getting an item from padderbourne to kent.
The weight is arround 20 kg
260 cm long, 40 cm high, 60 cm wide it will fit on to a roof rack.

So is anyone posted in the next couple of weeks>
 
#2
Been in padderbourne long, then?

What's the street value of the "item"? Just interested.
 
#3
Will Cutoms be supplying the rubber gloves and lubricant :roll:
 
#4
keeffy said:
I need help getting an item from padderbourne to kent.
The weight is arround 20 kg
260 cm long, 40 cm high, 60 cm wide it will fit on to a roof rack.

So is anyone posted in the next couple of weeks>
Get your mother in law an indulgence flight you tight wad. :D
 
#5
There's a reason why they ask the questions about whether you packed your own bags and whether anyone has asked you to carry something for them.

Although it would be interesting to see what special kind of mong would be stupid enough to take something across international borders for some random they met on the internet.
 
#7
Ok the package is a dog sled ( fcuk i cant believe that i am revealing this in the naafi bar) i am in kent and i need it bringing back from a mates in padderbourne. It has no street value that i know of unless you can snort husky shite in which case i am minted with a constant supply.

putteesinmyhands send your address and i will post you a taster and we might be in buisness.

I have no wokka wokkas near me and no military flights out of BAOR unless civil im lead to believe.

Your help gentlemen is greatly appreciated.

I standby for incoming
 
#8
keeffy said:
Ok the package is a dog sled ( fcuk i cant believe that i am revealing this in the naafi bar) i am in kent and i need it bringing back from a mates in padderbourne. It has no street value that i know of unless you can snort husky shite in which case i am minted with a constant supply.
Keefy get the husky to earn its keep and pull the thing back, or even wait till Dec 24th and ask Santa to go tandem :wink:

Sorry mate cant help im in the UK,

ps The _Butler ive never known any mother in law to be 20kg, maybe you thought he said 200kg :D
 
#9
keeffy said:
i am in kent and i need it bringing back from a mates in padderbourne.
That explains a lot, including the reason why you don't pick it up yourself. Can't find padderbourne on the map? :)

It's Paderborn
 
#10
Go to O'Gurkes travel agent in Barker Barracks, Paderborn, and hang around to see if anyone is coming back for the weekend.

Or ask one of lovely ladies to pass on your details to anyone who is coming back.
 
#11
If I was you, I would phone Superman, ask him to fly around the planet in order that it spins backwards and goes back in time.

Drop a Telegram to the Luftwaffe and ask them to dispatch your item en route to London some time in August 1942
 
#12
I know a fat bloke with a big white beard, he reckons he knows a thing or two about sleds..
He might also be traveling that way around the last week of december. He does most years anyway.
You could always try and write a letter to him.
 
#13
minister_doh_nut said:
If I was you, I would phone Superman, ask him to fly around the planet in order that it spins backwards and goes back in time.

Drop a Telegram to the Luftwaffe and ask them to dispatch your item en route to London some time in August 1942
Better to have a word with Rudolf Hess.

- No. It's cheaper to get it back from Paderborn than Scotland.
 
#16
keeffy said:
Ok OK i get the point i shall take my head for a shite
( my fcuking fault for asking in here really )
Cheers lads :)
Shit - I just left Paderborn (Barker Barracks) this morning with an empty 5 tonner, had breakfast in Chatham as well. Sucks to be you. :D
 
#17
keeffy said:
I need help getting an item from padderbourne to kent.
The weight is arround 20 kg
260 cm long, 40 cm high, 60 cm wide it will fit on to a roof rack.

So is anyone posted in the next couple of weeks>
Paderborn....

Dont tell us its that thing / inert that fell off that RAF fighter/bomber a couple of weeks ago....some numb nut bought it on e-bay, took it to Germany, now you want to come clean and return it to the crabs....
and want someone else to take the rap going through customs.....
just a thought !!!!!!!!!!! ..............mmmmmmmmmm
 
#18
keeffy said:
Ok OK i get the point i shall take my head for a shite
( my fcuking fault for asking in here really )
Cheers lads :)

Oohhhh. Has someone got a bag on?
 

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#19
Seeing as nobody else has said it yet: Germany, no sorry, can't help you. Now Greece on the other hand . . .
 
#20
keeffy said:
I have no wokka wokkas near me and no military flights out of BAOR unless civil im lead to believe.

Your help gentlemen is greatly appreciated.

I standby for incoming
You will also have to go back in time 20 years to get a package out of BAOR!
 

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