Help required a chuff chart is needed.

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  1. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Someone point this in the right direction. I need a chuff chart preferably one of those nice figured female in swimsuit types that only the scaleys had in BFFI or Ulster. Damn these drongo's at work they just dont speak the same lingo.
     
  2. Yep i have a good electronic chuff chart, goes down to days,hours, minutes, seconds.

    Only really good for a week at a time though, so its more of a count down to the weekend type of thing.

    Give me a shout if you me to send you a copy of it or any more information
     
  3. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Not really what I wanted, I did the google thing too. Plenty of old comrade websites came up. I wonder if there is an electronic chuff chart invoving scantilly clad females if there is I'm there if there isnt who wants the job of making one?
     
  4. Chuff charts are yer own personal countdown.... Make it yerself!!!
     
  5. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    For those of you who dont know me or havent yet realised what a fat idle git I am, In the service I was the same justt imprisoned in a fit young redarse body. here we go. I am too lazy/not artistic enough/want to play with computer type git thanks.
     
  6. i have got one that works out hours day min months etc also it will work out your pay as well.

    if you need me to send it then give me a shout
     
  7. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Is it sexually artistic?
     
  8. Nothing like a really secure e-mail address that doesn't give away too much personal information. Or were you not awake for that part of OPTAG? I would probably delete that post before you get signed up for every gay porn site going.
     
  9. Cheers PL from those of us, to whom it hadn't occurred, to sign him up to gay porn sites!

    daveponsombey-smythtakesitupthebuminafghanistan@hotmail.co.uk
     
  10. What a fecking mongtard!
     
  11. And that from a feckin POM :lol:
     
  12. Hello pot, this is kettle; send colour setting over.
     
  13. I'm laid on the setee, mem sahib and dog fast asleep and Hairspray on TV. What do you want from me? I'm suffering here!! :lol: