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yes just need help im worried to hell about my medical i dont like guys touching my dick so i just need to ask if anyone knows if they pull back your foreskin at asdc medical????
 
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eff this one erm i think i have the herps but i dunno how the **** tht could happen i was like 12 not had any sexxytime when tht happend like with spots round my penis head and thats why im scared they could see it and like say i can NEVER join the army :(
 
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so what can i do ... ? im so scared they will say i can never join its the only thing ive ever wanted to do (army) and im shit at school so my life will be fucked if i cant get in ... :(
 
#13
Don't worry about your dick, they only touch it to move it out of the way while they examine your testicles for lumps. And don't worry about the prostate exam, you don't have to stand naked and bend over for that any more, you get to lie on your side with your knees up by your chest - far more comfortable.
 
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eff this one erm i think i have the herps but i dunno how the **** tht could happen i was like 12 not had any sexxytime when tht happend like with spots round my penis head and thats why im scared they could see it and like say i can NEVER join the army :(
Just tell them, you used to be friends with Jimmy Saville and he used to touch you in special places then give you a Jim fixed it badge.
 
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