And you just need a wood chipper from the local hire store and a friend who keeps pigs and wants some extra food for them.Invite them round to give them a cheque for monies owed.
During afternoon tea, poison them with weedkiller.
After all you are weeding them out of the will, your defence is insanity/not breast fed etc.
Probably get Broadmoor for a few years, nice lady nurses their.
I only got 18 months at Broadmoor but my asbo says can't talk about it.
Not allowed to make tea now & I make a killer brew.