HELP! - Office dog has just shot its load!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by CaptainWillard, Feb 23, 2010.

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  2. That'll teach you to suck it off in working hours.
  3. The dog prolly has Balinitis (sp) an infection of the penile sheath and your mate should take it to the vets. If your (hillarious) description of the dog and its affect on your office are even half accurate, a one way trip might be best.
  4. lock it in the owners office and feed it choco lax, worked on the troopies dog
  5. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    if you stop him from shooting his load in the office, you realise you'll be infringing his canine rights dont you?
  6. Neh, just buy an office gerbil, that'll keep the sp*nk contained
  7. She's already brimming over :twisted:
  8. I was the military colleague who alerted Captain Willard of the fact that the Dog was getting rather excited! :eek:

    Captain Willard should not of been touching the dogs genitals! What did he expect? :D
  9. If you're not sure who it is it's probably you.
  10. Ah well, It`s brightened up what would have been an otherwise boring morning in the office, stop complaining.
  11. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    Its a shame a potentially good thread is attracting such pants posts in response.
  12. Yep, spot on. Look out for the owner sporting a rash around his mouth sometime soon then. :lol: