help needed

tonight my beloved daughter, 21, expressed a wish to join up. being the proud dad i am i'm chuffed that she wants to follow some 17 generations of O1W's in serving her maj, but then she said she wants to join...deep breath/ cross self/ swoon...the crabs! advice please, chaps and chapesses?
Explain the error of her ways, and give her one last chance to follow the path of the righteous, and be kind and sympathetic!

If this fails smother her, redecorate the patio and breed again!
The CRAB recruitment process wil involve having her legs removed and then refitted upside down. After that there will be a sound thrashing with the ugly stick. Well I assume that's what they do to the lasses, based on observation.

:( :( :(
poor child was born in akrotiri, maybe that's the problem? sadly, i've known many recy mechs (not in the biblical sense) and even i would prefer a slim piloty type :) she says she wants to travel the world, get paid a lot and meet fit blokes. didn't we all fall for that one? i offered to send her to meet her cousins, among whom 1 plays rugby for ireland, another's a troopie in the saffa army and another in oz, but you can't tell a woman a ps, your descriptions of airwomen are way out, in my experience, and if the young lady dog handler who left her phone number in my pocket in 1987 would like to get in touch there's currently a vacancy for the position of mrs O1W. :)

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