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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Run_Charlie!, Oct 14, 2007.

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  1. "If it wasn't for America you'd all be speaking German now"

    How do I counter this argument in one line?
  2. In BOTH World Wars we were fighting since Breakfast and you only joined in at teatime?
  3. Reply with 'if you hadnt supported Osama,youd still have the twin towers
  4. "Ja, und Ihren punkt ist?"
  5. Quite a few of us do speak German now - and you still can't speak English
  6. "Maybe, but we wouldn't have so much $hit on TV."
  7. "And you'd be speaking Japanese."
  8. Jay Fulmer a 38 year old from San Francisco, yesterday became the first American to get to grips with the concept of irony.
    “It was weird,” Fulmer said.
    “I was in London and like, talking to this dude and it was raining and he pulled a face and said ‘great weather eh?’ and I thought – ‘wait a minute, no way is it great weather.’

    Fulmer then realized that the other mans ‘mistake’ was in fact deliberate.

    Fulmer who is 39 next month and married with children aged 8 and 3,
    plans to use irony himself in the future.
    “I’m like using it all the time,” he said.
    “Last weekend I was grilling steaks and I burned them to shit and I said
    ‘‘Hey great weather!”

    Moi Rest my valise :)
  9. How about,

    "If it wasn't for you fcuking yanks, our kids would be speaking English now, cnut"
  10. You could add:

    If it were not for the British, you be speaking spanish, or,

    Why were there no British soldiers in Vietnam?
    Because the Viet Cong were doing quite alright by themselves.
  11. We shouldered the burden of the free world and paid in blood while you procrastinated with 'Lease Lend'.
  13. How about.

    You only joined us because we were winning at the time.
  14. "Hitler declared war on YOU. We came to YOUR aid, as we did with Poland, Holland, France, China.........."
  15. So did the Japanese.