I canât believe how the Police have stitched me up. I live on a fairly secluded estate and we have a local police station at the exit from the estate onto the main road. I was just driving off the estate, doing the required 10 miles per hour when, 50 yards in front of me, a young (25ish) chavette stepped off the curb to cross the road to the police station. Upon glancing up from her rather pert breasts I noticed she had ginger hair. Now Iâm as good a citizen as the next man and to me my duty was clear. I floored the accelerator and tried to take her out before she got to the other side. Damn this old body and my slow reaction times, I missed her by a fag paper but did manage to swipe her arrse with the wing mirror. The next thing Iâm surrounded by Old Bill as if Iâm a criminal or something! I know I missed her but I did my best FFS! Now it turns out that this chav is police herself and was on her way to work, they said it was attempted murder of a police woman. Talk about an overreaction! I had to explain, as carefully as I could, because they really didnât seem to follow me; I hadnât committed any offence, she was a gwar chav and she walked in front of my car, what would any other upstanding member of the community have done? How was I supposed to know that the police had so slackened their standards that theyâll let gwars in? Youâd think Iâd get a community award or a County Sheriffâs Commendation; instead I get someone trying to âfit me upâ. Well, if they find me guilty I wont be paying the fine (Â£5 I believe for a first offence) and I shanât even bother to be âcommunity mindedâ again, the police and local authorities can do their own dirty work and when our streets are infested with gwars let it be on their own heads. Edited to add: I think this only applies to English Law and that EU Law in general is much more tolerant of gwar culling.