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Help Needed - London Private Dining Room with relaxed attitude to debauchery

Arrsers, I need your help,

I am planning a quiet evening in our great nation's capital with 9 friends, to celebrate the forthcoming marraige of one of them.

I have sourced a top-rate clam-jousting display team, but they need a venue that is private.

I want to have a sit-down dinner with GOOD food and wine, then serve up the strippers at the same time as the port. So I need to find a good restaurant with a private room, and a relaxed attitude to nekkid wimmin fisting each other.

Can anyone point me in the right direction? Does anyone have any experience of similar nights?

Help me aarsey-wan kenobi, you're my only hope.


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