Help Needed - London Private Dining Room with relaxed attitude to debauchery

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by thegoon, Jul 27, 2011.

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  1. Arrsers, I need your help,

    I am planning a quiet evening in our great nation's capital with 9 friends, to celebrate the forthcoming marraige of one of them.

    I have sourced a top-rate clam-jousting display team, but they need a venue that is private.

    I want to have a sit-down dinner with GOOD food and wine, then serve up the strippers at the same time as the port. So I need to find a good restaurant with a private room, and a relaxed attitude to nekkid wimmin fisting each other.

    Can anyone point me in the right direction? Does anyone have any experience of similar nights?

    Help me aarsey-wan kenobi, you're my only hope.

  2. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

  3. email sent.