to save a bit of money, have you thought about some 'less employed' tv types, Clarkson could be the turk and his two sidekicks easily played by Hammond and May. Its not like they are up to much so I bet would be a bargain price.The Turk is driving along in a blacked out Range Rover with two other big lads. They all look moody as **** and are smartly dressed. The Turk looks stereotypically Mediterranean, with a leather jacket, some bling jewellery and too much hair gel.
I know you can't smell movie scenes, but if you could it would reek of aftershave and stale fag smoke.
A young lad is walking down the street. The Turk nods and the meat heads in the back jump out of the Range Rover, grabbing the lad and bundling him into the back.
Meat head 1: "Mr Spall would like a word with you son."