Help needed - Blackadderish comparison

#1
Thanks to all who helped - job done.
 

BrunoNoMedals

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#2
Fawning like a blonde chav slapper at the MOBOs.
 
#3
theloggie said:
Help - my Boss has asked for a hilarious Black Adderish comparison.

Imagine Capt Darling/Rik from the Young Ones / Gordon Brittas all rolled into one fawning, arrse licking mass.

Now say to your self this pathetic individual was fawning like a...............

Its the latter bit I need help with!

Knowing the levels of wit and intellect here in the NAAFI I hand the floor to all assembled Arrsers.

PS by 1600 today so no pressure........................ :roll:
I don't understand the question. Can you make it clear?
 
#4
To those who accused me of sucking up - you didn't have to reply!
 
#5
Fawning like a young deer (sorry), caught in the headlights of the truck of <person fawning over> transfixed by the brilliance of their luminosity.

...too much?
 
#7
Fawning like OJ's appeal lawyer's opening statement

...like a liarbour backbencher during a budget speech.

..er...writers block
 
#9
Thanks again.................
 
#10
You could really rip off Black Adder with this:

"Fawning like a baby deer with a degree in fawning from the Oxford University."
 
#11
levels of fawning not seen since Tony Blair last allowed himself to be Biblically known by GWBush*


* allegedly.
 
#12
BrunoNoMedals said:
You could really rip off Black Adder with this:

"Fawning like a baby deer with a degree in fawning from the Oxford University."
fawning like a baby deer with a degree in fawning from Fawn College, Oxford...
 
#13
theloggie said:
Help - my Boss has asked for a hilarious Black Adderish comparison.

Imagine Capt Darling/Rik from the Young Ones / Gordon Brittas all rolled into one fawning, arrse licking mass.

Now say to your self this pathetic individual was fawning like a...............

Its the latter bit I need help with!

Knowing the levels of wit and intellect here in the NAAFI I hand the floor to all assembled Arrsers.

PS by 1600 today so no pressure........................ :roll:
More fawning than Toady Toad's sycophantic smarmy sister, Slimy Slimbits
 
#14
theloggie said:
Help - my Boss has asked for a hilarious Black Adderish comparison.

Imagine Capt Darling/Rik from the Young Ones / Gordon Brittas all rolled into one fawning, arrse licking mass.

Now say to your self this pathetic individual was fawning like ...............
...Werewolf at the sight of a Special Forces soldier.
 
#15
blanko said:
BrunoNoMedals said:
You could really rip off Black Adder with this:

"Fawning like a baby deer with a degree in fawning from the Oxford University."
fawning like a baby deer with a degree in fawning from Fawn College, Oxford...
My apologies :D
 
#16
Fawning like a schoolgirl at a Miley Cyrus concert.

Fawning like a baby deer that had just come first place in the bi-annual fawning competition at Westminster for the third time running. (EDIT sorry think I'm the third person to go down that way)

Fawning like an overdependent puppy with clear mental deficiencies.

Fawning like a Liabour politician on a multi-millionaire's yacht.
 
#19
...was fawning like a bloke trying to think up a hilarious fawning comparison for his boss?
 
#20
Can't your boss think up his own retorts?

Or are you fawning like an arrse licking fanny at the coat tales of some knob jockey?
 

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