Help! Missus gone mental

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  1. I sat down with Mrs G_S_B tonight and announced "I quite fancy watching Zulu"
    "I'm off for a shower!" she chirpily replied and scampered off. She returned shortly afterwards, plumped her arse on the sofa and announced "MLAAAAR" Not the noise. Oh no, the actual word! I've checked and she hasn't been drinking (altho I'm starting to wish I was).

    As those rascally Zulu chaps broke into the hospital she piped up "Them fuzzy-wuzzies! They don't like it up em!" Quickly followed by another "MLLAAAAAR". This has now carried on for roughly an hour

    Does anyone have a shovel and some waste ground? :crazy:
  2. MDN is your man, usually. But he might be trying to go straight... :twisted:

  3. mysteron

    mysteron LE Book Reviewer

    I believe there is a nice house at 25 Cromwell Street in Gloucester that used be owned by a chap called Fred, had a the name of Rose. West was the surname I think. Ask them, I am sure they will be able to help.