Help me I'm a civvy chick!

Discussion in 'Infantry' started by dogmonkey, Mar 21, 2002.

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  1. No I haven't been keeping a secret!
    This thread is for Forces Sweetheart.

    Forces Sweetheart
    Your very own thread for asking questions, cannot guarantee that the average answer will be that intelligible / polite.  But fill your thigh length boots.
  2. How do you know about my boots??!! That's spooky.

    So.......  views please...

    1) Are current infantry officers generally of good calibre and well regarded?

    2) What makes an OC a good leader and a good chap?

    3) What's all this 'stag on!' business... ;)

    4) What is the best thing you can get in the mail when you are on operational tour - blueys, long letters, photos, messages on tape, funny cards, magazines?  All ideas and feedback gratefully received.

    5) What is the number one annoying thing about civvys?

    I am sure I will think of more but this should get some interesting feedback started....

    Thanks gang!

  3. 1.You must be joking

    2. Able to make a decision.

    3. Come downto Aldershot and Ill show you :D

    4. Pair of used knickers.

    5. They breathe.

    There you go, any chance of a photograph/telephone number/address/grid Ref???
  4. Gen Custard, you very bad boy!  My infantryman is the only one for me.

    See Lonely Hearts board for something to keep you warm on dog stag..
  5. Have any of you guys had sexual congress..

    a) in an army vehicle (preferably armoured)?
    b) on the mess snooker table?
    c) involving some use of the regimental colours?
    d) with your OC's wife/sister?
    e) on Salisbury Plain?
    f) while wearing DPM?
  6. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
    1.With my fella in the battery office
    2.The history room
    3.A saluting dias on the regimental square
    4.In a AFV 432(armoured tank)
    5.In regimental headquarters toilet
    6.In the guards stag box outside
    7.On exercise on SPTA
    8.Outside the Battery offices
    I think i got them all ;D
  7. GunnersQuadrant

    GunnersQuadrant LE Moderator

    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

    AHEM.   No COMMENT!!!!!!!    

    And i do believe you may have missed some stuff out.   ::)

  8. Changer!  Top stuff.  I esp. like the sentry box.  It's made me more determined than ever to tick some more of these off my list.

    Have you done it in a warrior?
  9. No i havent,we havent got warriors in our regiment,the AFV 432 is kinda similar though ;D
  10. Have you guys ever been caught?
  11. No we havent...not yet anyway!!!!! ;D
  12. GunnersQuadrant

    GunnersQuadrant LE Moderator

    (cough   cough)   Excuse me ladies.  Do you mind.
  13. Gunners.... you're excused....

    Now.... changer...  what about in No1 kit?