Help me find a husband...

#1
...for my daughter.

she's a very pritty girl for a welsh girl but shes not getting any younger quite old infact at the ripe old age of mid 30s.shes had a few boyfriends but not much luck.
she once dated a gurka solger but he turned out to be married so i made her leave him and she once dated an officer caddet but he slept with a prostitute which is immorall so i made her leave him she likes officers so i would like to find her one. Please post if your interested in marrying my daughter.

thank you.
 
#4
if she has three usable holes and knows how to shut one on occasions
im willing to give her a go
wont promise anything :)
 
#5
Like mther, like daughter eh Pentwyn
 
#6
I'm sure she would cut dash in the mess :D
Do you have any pritty photographs of her that we could peruse?

edited due to stella spelling.
 
#7
That avator picture,

Is there any chance, that its your daughter you speak of ?
 
#8
Phyllis_Chubb said:
...for my daughter.

she's a very pritty girl for a welsh girl but shes not getting any younger quite old infact at the ripe old age of mid 30s.shes had a few boyfriends but not much luck.
she once dated a gurka solger but he turned out to be married so i made her leave him and she once dated an officer caddet but he slept with a prostitute which is immorall so i made her leave him she likes officers so i would like to find her one. Please post if your interested in marrying my daughter.

thank you.
Stop being mean to Mrs Chubbster... I think you have a lovely daughter. :) Can I register the interest of Cutaway on this occasion, he needs a full leg to finish his lady suit.

She does have two legs right?

Beebs x
 
#10
Scnellimbiss said:
You are a sad 'Git' if you think its funny to use such a photo - grow up
I'm afraid to say you may very well suffer a heart attack if you ever read some of Arrse's other threads.
 
#13
Scnellimbiss said:
You are a sad 'Git' if you think its funny to use such a photo - grow up

How nasty of you.

I'm sure Phyllis feels sad each time she looks in the mirror and sees she is stricken with the 'mong' gene.

You are one heartless b'stard, Scnellimbiss.
 
#15
Scnellimbiss said:
You are a sad 'Git' if you think its funny to use such a photo - grow up
Schnelly, my little halbwit, then this might tip you over the edge.

Get a life, you freak.
 
#17
Xplosiverab said:
Scnellimbiss said:
You are a sad 'Git' if you think its funny to use such a photo - grow up
Fcuk off to Rear Party then if you don't like the taste of ARRSE.
God, this websites name never gets old.
 
#19
dan_man said:
doomandgloom likes a bit of mong action ask him.
I like ice cream and as a child I liked dolphin shaped balloons and my windows are clean. It's all coincidental. However, dan_man is a kock, sucks cocks and whiffs like an unclean kock - that is a freak coincidence.
 
#20
doomandgloom said:
dan_man said:
doomandgloom likes a bit of mong action ask him.
I like ice cream and as a child I liked dolphin shaped balloons and my windows are clean. It's all coincidental. However, dan_man is a kock, sucks cocks and whiffs like an unclean kock - that is a freak coincidence.

All you say is a that people are gay and suck your 'kocks' you have the wit level of a 7 year old mong, which is what you proberly are.
 

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