Help joining a special unit

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by otterlygreat, Sep 25, 2009.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. I would like to join the much acclaimed 49 para, does anyone know how I do this, I joined 66 para, paid the 2 grand, but they have disbanded, need a new challenge, and am skint now

    You don't choose 49 Para. They choose you.
  3. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Ott you say? Jim's Mentor? Resident of Tunbridge on the Wah?

    Shouldn't you be in the pub? It's Friday night!
  4. There's a special course you need to do; someone will collect you at 0400 one morning and escort you blindfolded in a stealth fighters to the trg centre. You'll need these:


  5. Chucked out of pub for being rowdy and singing too loudly, waiting for cab to take me uppppppppppppppppp tooooooooooooooown, anyone for clubbing
  6. And you'll need one of these too.

  7. Got the items you want, where and what day do you come?? Do I need any clothes, or food, or id? Hoiw many of you come, do you know where to come to? Shall I report to Frinton on sea trg centre, or is that out of bounds??
  8. Definitely a hole job. This is, after all, supposed to be the "Intelligence" cell not a NAAFI reject board.
  9. I want to join 49 para, end of, get me in, dont hole me, I have heard rumours, and I want in
  10. I failed the course
  11. Har course is it, I did p coy ok, and selection for sf, and attatchment to delta force, and the selous scouts, is it harder than all those out together, desperatly wnat in
  12. Tw@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!
  13. You are indeed fcuking speshul!
  14. With any luck, you'll meet someone who is.