Help joining a special unit

[otterlygreat]

I would like to join the much acclaimed 49 para, does anyone know how I do this, I joined 66 para, paid the 2 grand, but they have disbanded, need a new challenge, and am skint now

 

[Ritch]

WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

You don't choose 49 Para. They choose you.

 

[Command_doh]

Ott you say? Jim's Mentor? Resident of Tunbridge on the Wah?

Shouldn't you be in the pub? It's Friday night!

 

[Bravo_Zulu]

There's a special course you need to do; someone will collect you at 0400 one morning and escort you blindfolded in a stealth fighters to the trg centre. You'll need these:

 

[otterlygreat]

Chucked out of pub for being rowdy and singing too loudly, waiting for cab to take me uppppppppppppppppp tooooooooooooooown, anyone for clubbing

 

[Ritch]

And you'll need one of these too.

 

[otterlygreat]

Got the items you want, where and what day do you come?? Do I need any clothes, or food, or id? Hoiw many of you come, do you know where to come to? Shall I report to Frinton on sea trg centre, or is that out of bounds??

 

[exbleep]

Definitely a hole job. This is, after all, supposed to be the "Intelligence" cell not a NAAFI reject board.

 

[otterlygreat]

I want to join 49 para, end of, get me in, dont hole me, I have heard rumours, and I want in

 

[llech]

I failed the course

 

[otterlygreat]

Har course is it, I did p coy ok, and selection for sf, and attatchment to delta force, and the selous scouts, is it harder than all those out together, desperatly wnat in

 

[wildcard.rgbw]

Har course is it, I did p coy ok, and selection for sf, and attatchment to delta force, and the selous scouts, is it harder than all those out together, desperatly wnat in

Tw@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jonny8oy]

I would like to join the much acclaimed 49 para, does anyone know how I do this, I joined 66 para, paid the 2 grand, but they have disbanded, need a new challenge, and am skint now

You are indeed fcuking speshul!

 

[smartascarrots]

anyone for clubbing

With any luck, you'll meet someone who is.