Yes, you read that right. And no, it isn't Jarrod. Basically, got this guy constantly trying to get in with me, and that's just disturbing. Admittedly, I'd get free head, but it's still off a guy. What options should I take? 1)Set a trap, invite him round, and he gets stuck in the bear trap. 2)Run like a massive jessy. 3)Do it the Royal Marine way - Then do a bit of Meat spin to finish off. 4)Whatever the most amusing option that ARRSE comes up with. Quite frankly, I like my arrse in one piece.