Help! Ive got a raving Hermer after me!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Squiggers, Feb 7, 2009.

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  1. 1)Set a trap, invite him round, and he gets stuck in the bear trap.

    5.5%
  2. 2)Run like a massive jessy.

    10.9%
  3. 3)Do it the Royal Marine way - Then do a bit of Meat spin to finish off.

    40.0%
  4. 4)Whatever the most amusing option that ARRSE comes up with.

    43.6%

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  1. Yes, you read that right.

    And no, it isn't Jarrod.

    Basically, got this guy constantly trying to get in with me, and that's just disturbing. Admittedly, I'd get free head, but it's still off a guy. :x

    What options should I take?

    1)Set a trap, invite him round, and he gets stuck in the bear trap.
    2)Run like a massive jessy.
    3)Do it the Royal Marine way - Then do a bit of Meat spin to finish off.
    4)Whatever the most amusing option that ARRSE comes up with.

    Quite frankly, I like my arrse in one piece.
     
  2. Just go with the flow man.

    A mouths a mouth
     
  3. Buggery isn't homosexual, and when you're left with only a few options, it's a way to pass the time. Just don't act like you're enjoying it too much, and no cuddling afterwards.
     
  4. Hmm, looks like it's the RM way that appears to be the most popular from you two then.

    I dread to think what happened on your basic then, if it's acceptable.... :twisted:
     
  5. Guns

    Guns LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. The Royal Navy

    It's only gay if you push back.
     
  6. and your not a man until you've done a man
     
  7. Make sure he offers a full felching service. If not tell him to take a hike.
     
  8. Giving or taking?

    Apparently, giving is verging on the acceptable

    As for taking, only if you get a reach-around!


    :wink:
     
  9. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Make sure you get a reach around..
     
  10. is that the same as a rusty trumbone?

    or is it without the mouth to arse?
     
  11. Back to first principles - are you absolutely sure he's a homosexual?

    There are certain giveaway signs: a flair for colour-matching, and interest in Association Football, an inability to drive one of Landrover's finest products in anything other than a big circle three metres away from a fence.

    Once you've determined how the ground lies, then you can consider how best to play the shot.
     
  12. I can't help you,as I am not gay.But I have kissed a man who is.
     
  13. Fairly sure. The fact he seems to have perfected a way of permanently skipping, and seeming to be a rather less irritating version of Norton, and mildly less camp version of him to boot, seem to indicate, that he is, in fact, one of Jarrod's proteges.

    I'm yet to see him drive, but I've a feeling whatever vehicle he drives, it'll be large, throbbing, and pink. :roll:
     
  14. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Gay admirer? I thought that was an indication that you are a bit of a 'stud' and someone to be envied? Surely it is something to add to your arsenal? After all, birds love gay men = fag hags I believe they are called. So if you go out on the lash with this shirty lad, the girls will be all over him, chatting about fashion, decorating, public hair waxing and what not. Then, their defences lowered, you can pounce on said wenches.
     
  15. with or without a knife? :twisted: